Whether you’ve flipped through your girlfriend’s copy, seen it in a supermarket check-out line, or you’re merely gay or a woman, you’ve probably had at least some exposure to US Weekly.
Clearly the most remarkable section of the magazine is the “Stars — They’re Just Like Us!” feature, in which celebs are photographed while they do normal shit. Even if you don’t like the magazine, you’ve got to give props to this feature itself. It really is compelling, and it’s even getting racy enough to share here at SBTVC:
[THIS IS ALL SATIRE. - Ed.]
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i think that’s Britney not Jessica
02.17.10 at 12:17 pm
Well this certainly hasn’t been done before!
02.17.10 at 12:17 pm
I might have been sold on the Lindsey Lohan if she had been more emaciated.
I like the concept of this magazine. As if a Vanessa Hudgens was out doing something incredibly complex in her dopey life aside from shop, get my picture taken, shop, do some Disney crap, shop, get after it with some other Disney kid, shop, get my picture taken……
02.17.10 at 12:20 pm
who doesn’t recognize britney spears? isn’t she supposed to be the most photographed person ever or something?
02.17.10 at 12:36 pm
Jesus my coworkers didnt like that!
02.17.10 at 1:13 pm
They take bukkake just like the rest of us.
02.17.10 at 1:48 pm
Vanessa Hudgens is bohemian.
02.17.10 at 1:54 pm
whats with the “[THIS IS ALL SATIRE. - Ed.]” at the end you FUCKING CUNTS
02.17.10 at 2:15 pm
Um, the chicks who were supposed to be taking it in the ass, were clearly taking it in the ham wallet. Can we have another video of an ignorant quasi-thug being beaten?
02.17.10 at 2:33 pm
wow .,,,,,such hot white people doing dirty white things…. ohhh wah wah oooooohhhhh awwwww me ooooowww—eeeeee——see you in H e l l
02.17.10 at 2:54 pm
I thought the first couple pictures were sexier. I want to lose my load on Howard Stern’s nose.
02.17.10 at 2:57 pm
I don’t get the joke. srry. Oh, could someone please tell me how clothes are ironic, please?
02.17.10 at 3:45 pm
you spelled sandwich wrong
02.17.10 at 4:26 pm
This would have been funnier if the picture before the jump wasn’t obviously britney spears getting jizzed. I was expecting more fake pictures of stars getting fucked and that’s what I got. If the picture were of a star doing something normal, I wouldn’t have had any idea what kind of joke I was in for and would have been amused.
02.17.10 at 5:27 pm
hahaa Hillary Duff’s face is so fucking hilarious and perfect. Yum!!!
hahahaha
02.17.10 at 7:19 pm
@ Kennedy
maybe it’s reese who can’t tell the difference between her own stinkhole and baloney leaves.
02.17.10 at 7:55 pm
I just jacked off to Natalie Portman. MOAR
02.17.10 at 8:21 pm
i fapped to this
02.17.10 at 10:12 pm
^ i fapped to that
02.18.10 at 2:03 pm
feeling the Natalie Portman one
02.18.10 at 4:28 pm
Whoa. Natalie for sure. She’s, like, 12.
02.18.10 at 4:45 pm