STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STEVE GUTTENBURG JOGS NUDE

No he doesn’t. There’s no way this is real. Why do people fake things like this? It’s so easy to find real freaks out there. Nick Nolte probably takes his garbage out in the nude. You can’t do a stake out over there? Look Steve, we all think the Piglet look is the funniest thing a man can do to his body since pulling your pants up to your nipples but if you’re going to try to fool us, you’re going to have to get up before noon. Fail.

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3 Comments

GayMayor Says:

gives a whole new meaning to the term, “Short Circuit”

11.06.08 at 11:54 am
LOL Says:

He’s rumored to have a large penis (nohomo)

11.06.08 at 1:20 pm
J. Max Says:

can someone post a hi def version of this?

probably not i guess.

11.07.08 at 12:27 am

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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