Steve Harvey Rules. I mean his rules for life, women and all humans. I do not mean he rules as in “Whooo you RULE!” That’s just impossible. He is incapable of ruling in that particular manner. “Steve Harvey Rules” themselves are pretty ruling.
Here are some popular ones:
90-day cookie rule: Do not give up your pussy for 90 days… then go nuts! No pun intended. Women LOVE this advice it is huge, no joke, it’s also referred to as the “Steve Harvey Rule” from his book: “Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man”
On evolution and Morality and Atheism:
On introducing Jesus: The rule: Only Steve would be hired to do this. Check out the crowd’s whipped frenzy. It rules.
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The first time I was ever cognizant of any kind of racism is when I moved from the “ghetto” to the suburbs and tried watch The Steve Harvey show with some of my new white friends.
So yeah, the guy is ok.
07.24.09 at 6:43 pm
OK, 90days for pussy but how long for anal?
07.24.09 at 7:09 pm
@wack-boy: That depends. Does she want to keep her “true” virginity?
07.24.09 at 8:00 pm
repugnant.
07.24.09 at 8:13 pm
This guy is a fucking tool…racist who will settle for a white cookie because white is lame, bigot towards people of atheist ideology it seems…..no moral barometer? Well fuck you too.
07.24.09 at 8:35 pm
this guy has to be the dumbest nigger on the face on the planet.
07.24.09 at 8:35 pm
THE ANTI-CHRIST
also… its very clear to me that HE HASTES WOMEN… and probably secretly thinks they are all whores and sluts and fucks trannies on sunset boulevard
07.24.09 at 8:37 pm
also… I love you Pinki… and would most def let you fuck me on our first date.
07.24.09 at 8:38 pm
I just can’t get passed his ridiculous clown suit… know what I’m sayin’
07.24.09 at 11:37 pm
I’m back. What did I miss? My laptop was all fucked up. So Kid Rock O.D. on heroin. What else has happened?
07.25.09 at 12:25 am
the last video gave me life threatening douche chills
07.25.09 at 6:27 am
Re: Steve’s 90-day cookie Rule – “If he cums on time…”
Kind of a catch-22?
07.25.09 at 7:47 am
“So Kid Rock O.D. on heroin. What else has happened?”
lololol
07.25.09 at 11:47 am
Steve Harvey is like the dream catch for broke, fat, black women with shitloads of kids.
07.25.09 at 12:40 pm
Didn’t make it to the end of the Jesus intro vid. I’m assuming that Obama emerged from a cloud of smoke when he was finished?
07.25.09 at 3:56 pm
This nigga is the epitome of an enemy of the left: a black man with conservative principles. Destroy this man, Michael Steele and Bill Cosby ASAP.
07.25.09 at 4:28 pm
I should add that denial of evolution is silly. Just as silly as is interpreting most biblical allegory as something that is to be taken literally.
People who most often claim to be ‘open-minded’ are usually the most intellectually dishonest. Which I suppose is ironic.
07.25.09 at 4:34 pm
Another litmus test to see if people are worth knowing is just ask them if they like Steve Harvey. If they say yes, just walk away.
07.25.09 at 5:23 pm
if that’s what being a lady is all about, i’d rather continue slutting myself around.
07.25.09 at 7:05 pm
I’m really uncomfortable with the level of control Steve Harvey is being given by these women. While we’re soliciting advice from terrible black comedians, lets get Earthquake up here to give these ladies some diet advice.
07.25.09 at 7:22 pm
I saw him gambling in Las Vegas once. He had a bodyguard holding a briefcase of money and they were both wearing zoot suits. Um, there’s bank machines everywhere. Why do you need a million dollars in cash? And where are your buddies? Apparently the guy is so insufferable, his only pals are employees (from a reliable source – OK OK I’ll tell you: Jerry Minor).
07.26.09 at 12:15 am
A great 2 hour bike ride through some punishing woods with my good mate Steve. Legs just about back in place. Great morning at the Look Out
07.26.09 at 10:02 am
Can you imagine the smell of that upper lip??
07.26.09 at 12:23 pm
Ahhhh yeah, when you got it…flaunt it.
http://yazmar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/steve-harvey-take-off-your-shirt-3.jpg
07.26.09 at 1:24 pm
what a fucking pansy tool!
07.26.09 at 2:16 pm
WTF!!!!
i feel so cheated..
Jesus didn’t even show up!!
07.26.09 at 5:16 pm
i wanna hear some dating advice from sam harris. guy has this intense jewy intellectual thing going on, so hot. he could talk a girl out of her burka in minutes.
07.26.09 at 8:05 pm
Say it.
07.27.09 at 12:10 am
‘vampire’
07.27.09 at 7:48 am
Eddie Murphy is awesome.
07.27.09 at 10:56 pm
Boooooring!
Boring post about boring people.
07.28.09 at 12:09 am