Tiny white dogs are infamous for loving humiliation so they enjoy this shit, but every other dog wants to rip your throat out for doing this to them. Look at this poor little bastards face. It is mentally barking “please blow my fucking head off, please!” What a humiliating, pathetic piece of shit. Rolling your dog around in a carrier. Jesus, purses are horrendous enough but really? Rolling your dog around? People don’t own these things because they think dog rollers have a practical application, they own them because their insane little minds secretly tell them it’s adorable and it’s a way to get any shrapnel’s worth of attention. Imagine the holocausts of conversations about these pet carriers and how cuuuute the doggy looks in it’s humiliation chamber. Most dogs have legs, so the whole wheel thing is beyond redundant and the people who want these because their dog is disobedient and tugs them around then how the fuck do they think you are gonna convince the dog to sit in this thing for more than -3 seconds?
However, there is an upside here. In terms of learning new tricks, this thing will teach your dog how to write a suicide note, which is quite cool when you think about it. Sad, but cool.
Nice find “French Guy”.
Try putting this on a sane dog. You’ll be found dead with a turd on your forehead.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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‘humiliation chamber’ : thanks for the laugh.
i like that one too :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFoHhzrd2wA&eurl=http%3A%2F
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the lil’ bitches probably feel different after this experience. HA.HA.
06.14.09 at 7:33 pm
if only there were an internet equivalent to the ‘poo trap.’
06.14.09 at 10:29 pm
no poops! no oops!
06.14.09 at 11:55 pm
please send the bitches over to crap on the rod in the t-shirt. when will it go away. it’s not a bad dream it’s an ass and it’s for real
06.15.09 at 12:16 am
oh my god. Fobby asians, I couldn’t make it past 1:24.
06.15.09 at 4:10 am
They couldn’t have picked more ideal footwear to illustrate “stepping in poop”. That video has the soul crushing power of a thousand hydraulic presses.
06.15.09 at 9:47 am
Most dogs have legs haha
06.15.09 at 1:43 pm
I saw a dog in a little red wagon the other day and had a similar thought. The dog HATED being in the wagon.
06.15.09 at 2:07 pm
somehow i smell tom vu behind this. no pun intended.
06.15.09 at 2:20 pm
“Even kids can use our poo trap.”
06.15.09 at 4:43 pm
I will never again find myself without socks at a family picnic.
06.15.09 at 4:48 pm
first of all, to the chick in the video: LEARN ENGRISH PLEASE!!!
I once broke up with a girl because she was always stepping in dogshit. She was pretty cool otherwise, but almost every time we were out she would step in some shit. Like she couldn’t be bothered to look at the ground ever. What killed it was when we went to apt. after one such incident and she didn’t even take her shoes off walking on her shag carpet. I was so revolted thinking about all the poo particles in that rug, I ended it the next day, over the phone. I didn’t even want to get near her… to this day that is the most asinine, but undeniable reason I ever broke off with anyone.
06.15.09 at 8:25 pm
^ Ass-a-canine reason. And totally legit.
06.15.09 at 11:46 pm
Another graduate of the Christopher Walken School of Acting.
06.16.09 at 1:13 am