I’m on Carson Daly tonight. What’s going to happen is I’m going to come out dressed as a douche, discuss the Street Boners book and go over some pictures then, as we discuss the rules, I will change into a much more dapper outfit and leave the show as a 10 kitten stunner.

It’s at 1:35 A.M. on NBC.

Here’s how it went last time.

-GAVIN McINNES

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13 Comments
  1. fredMS Says:

    i’m totally dvring this!


  2. Bourgeois Swayze Says:

    Carson Daly seems like a very unfunny cunt. Is he cool to hang with in real life?


  3. JuCÍFEUR Says:

    is he still anorexic? You aughta teach him to stop being such a faggot, stop pluckin’ his eyebrows and go back to being a chubby schmo like before.


  4. marshall Says:

    better yet, you should strap on a bomb, walk on the set and take one for the team.


  5. Death + Taxes Says:

    [...] Street Carnage, is McInnes entering stage “dressed as a douche,” promote his new book, Street Boners: 1,764 Hipster Fashion Jokes, and leave in a new outfit so as to look like a ten-kitten-dream. If [...]


  6. Bitch Made Says:

    I am shocked anyone still gives a shit


  7. pish posh Says:

    The cut out above Carson made me think his fauxhawk was even taller and pointier irl. Love!


  8. Spandrell Says:

    Fuck I never realized Tina Fey and 30 Rock ripped off “that’s a dealbreaker” from Gavin


  9. Happiness Is A Warm Dong Says:

    GO MY SON GO!


  10. dr. Says:

    you’re more disgusting than I thought you were. I hope your book is an epic fail. It is the essence of moronic irrelevance. You can’t even take the photos yourself because you’re post 30? That’s pathetic that you feel that way about yourself and perpetuate ageism.


  11. shitface Says:

    haha 8 year old lesbian. nice.

    “How crazy is that guy?!”


  12. JR Says:

    @dr. : the comment Gavin made wasn’t about how he feels about himself.. it was just a guess at how the average female feels about ANY ‘older’ random stranger trying to take her picture. pretty sure it was a good guess too. also, humor itself is based on moronic irrelevance… it’s only relevant to those who have a sense for it. obviously you don’t have that sense, so why don’t you save your hater-ass attitude for your blog.


  13. Red Meat Says:

    Whoa, I haven’t heard the word ageism since I was 16 and nobody took me seriously as an adult.


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