This week’s special guest is my brother Kyle. Please give us a call and tell us what you think. As we’ve said before, this show is not about us telling you how to think. It’s all of us working together to solve a problem. If you miss the live show please feel free to leave a message in the comments section and we’ll be sure to bring it up next week.
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STREET BONER 1118
Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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Is it okay to use your brothers cum (come?) for shaving cream?
Also. Please clarify the proper spelling of cum. Come?
08.08.08 at 1:50 pm
the proper spelling for a seam-beam of the white stuff is CUM dumb ass.
08.08.08 at 2:03 pm
cheers! that was tight
08.08.08 at 2:08 pm
gawdamn this was so funny – “the questions we get are really above the norm” hahahaha.
at The Box they used to have these twin girls that fucked each other and blew cig smoke in their pussies and shit…it was the last act of the Cabaret show..damn…i forget what they called themselves maybe, “portland twins” or something. for the record I considered them incestuous lesbians. my friends disagreed. and my gf still can’t even talk about it.
08.08.08 at 2:17 pm
Actually, lazytyper, both can be used.
My question: So, once I was giving a boyfriend a blowjob before an 80s party. I pulled away when he was about to cum, so the semen would not ruin my make-up. He was sitting… and I don’t know what happened to this day… but he somehow came on his own face. I was biting my tongue so hard to avoid laughing that it started to bleed. He just sat there… and then said “this is retarded.” This made it even funnier. But he looked so humiliated, so I still didn’t laugh. He went to the shower.
How was I supposed to react? Is it okay to laugh?
How should he have played it off? He never brought it up. Is that lame?
This ACTUALLY happened, but it’s not really something you can talk about with your friends.
08.08.08 at 2:17 pm
Wait… so we can’t actually call right now?
08.08.08 at 2:20 pm
Ha. I called the number. “My cock and hand.” Bwahahaha.
08.08.08 at 2:22 pm
When I was 14 my family was driving to Florida for a vacation. We live in Rochester so it was about a 24 hour drive and I was bored. My sister was sleeping in a captains chair next to me and my parents were talking in the front. I was very bored so I decided it was a good idea to pretend I was sleeping and pull a blanket over top of myself while I stroked one off. Is this incest?
08.08.08 at 3:52 pm
umm said:
“How was I supposed to react? Is it okay to laugh?”
What, were you afraid that he was going to punch you in the face or something? Of course it’s all right to laugh at your stupid jerk of a boyfriend when he has semen dribbling down his chin. Like, duh.
08.08.08 at 4:07 pm
Anonymous said:
“I was very bored so I decided it was a good idea to pretend I was sleeping and pull a blanket over top of myself while I stroked one off. Is this incest?”
How did you manage to stimulate yourself without your parents noticing the vibrations going on under the blanket?
08.08.08 at 4:09 pm
Bates clearly you have no right to your own pseudonym.
Kyle/Gavin: It’s only gay if you are thinking of some other guy while doing it. Otherwise it’s a perfectly fine expression of love and boners.
08.08.08 at 5:19 pm
NOT ONLY IS GAVIN FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF SLUT MACHINE AND HIS YOUNGER BRO, NOW HES BITING HER POT PSYCH’ SHIT…AND HES GOT A LIL’ GAY SIDEKICK TOO!
08.08.08 at 7:31 pm
As a younger lad, I used to examine things on my brother’s body out of curiousity. For instance, we would look at each other’s anuses (ani?) while farting to see what happened. This didn’t seem sexual, maybe because we were younger and naive, but also it was just curiousity. No voyeuristic element.
08.08.08 at 9:06 pm
No way.
Telling mom cuz big bro did not reciprocate with a reach around…THAT’s gay.
08.08.08 at 10:33 pm
Dear Kyle,
I would easily suck your cock. especially when you smile. Yikes. Major female bonez (wide on). Hope your weekend is nice!
Love,
Cristina
08.09.08 at 1:50 am
Neezt, what does visually happen to your anus while farting?
08.09.08 at 12:30 pm
why isn’t this funny!? i wanted this to be funny
08.09.08 at 6:54 pm
man shows like this underline a line as thick as the length of the one at the beginning of that jap movie Dead or Alive folded up to 3 inches under how I don’t miss VICE at all.
I never realised how much that mag was held up by gavin’s funny bone.. there is an article about Kid’s Help Phone over there at the minute, like an interview with Kid’s Help Phone attendants that is totally serious. they let these Kid’s Help Phone operators run riot with lengthy paragraphs about the experiences they have had helping My Chem Romance kids from Orillia who call in and there was this one kid who was almost suiciding right on the help phone and I helped them it was like whew! at least I’m doing something positive, makes you think about life eh.
what the? ok so now where the fuck am I going to learn the answers to life’s more pressing questions like “Should I sit up straight when I take a shit or hunch over and try to crunch that shit out?” or “If I sleep walk and sleep jack it and while doing this I bump into my mom who’s bent over in front of the fridge snarffling into the Garlic and Herb Boursin and my penis enters her anus, is she still technically frigid?” fuckin hell these are the fucked questions I need fucking answers for for fuck’s sake! thank goodness for you and that fat ethnic tv-addicted wigger and the tumour ridden hayseed. much love, Danny Terrio
08.09.08 at 8:51 pm
delete ethnic. I meant wigger. yo white williams fucking sucks but that video is great.. no disrespect becky. Randy’s Hot Tonight is even better. I always pictured you as this obese queeny west rip torn kind of character from your Canadian Beer commentary so you’re actual resemblance to Bubbles from the wire is actually kind of a delightful surprise
08.09.08 at 8:57 pm
You see, the problem with sucking your own dick is that it’s not very comfortable. Your back really starts to hurt bent like that.
08.10.08 at 6:14 am
I hav a two-inch soup can dick, should i giv it a go anyways?
08.10.08 at 1:37 pm
Is Joey Ramone on that second call?
08.11.08 at 5:30 pm
what a waste of time. what a fucking waste of time. cool is a dead end.
and they get payed for this!?
08.13.08 at 7:52 pm
I wanna bang my brother, when he looks like my Mother.
Or when he cries, or is running away, its not gay…Just going the other way which is Okay.
TAAAAAAARRRR.
08.17.08 at 3:09 am