STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET CARNAGE CHRISTMAS PARTY

Despite Obama declaring war on Christmas, we braved the cold and made a secret party where we could all be together and celebrate the day God came down and had sex with a lady without touching her and then she had a baby that grew up to become magic — but was murdered — but came back. The whole thing was only a 33 year blip three thousand years ago, but what a blip it was. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Blog editor Arvind and his girl might get married.
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Nick from Islands, who did a music video with Pinky that we’re not allowed to show you til 2010 because 2009 just couldn’t handle it
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Cerebral Ballzy’s singer has quite possibly the greatest tattoo of all time: a kitten chilling.
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The CEO of Street Carnage Films who did that Sanza Hanza trainsurfing thing and the Bronx videos and the Molatadi video and once said threesomes are gross.
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We’re doing a photozine with Cerebral Ballzy that documents their Canadian tour — which was one date in Toronto that barely anyone went to. It will come with a live cassette of the show. We’re going to be RICH!
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The most flexible “fuck you” ever performed
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The joy division of the company
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We paid this guy to surprise us with a Christmas Rape-o-gram.
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“So let me get this straight: You changed ‘You’re Scared of Muslims’ to ‘Your Scared of Muslims’?” “Well….”
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Mike’s too busy Tweeting that he’s getting blow job offers to actually receive one.
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Armpits on the left is the guy who did the KKK shoot.
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Before. After.
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The guy in the back took his shirt off because he was sick of people saying his crew was trying to dress like their crew.
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Yawn.
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The down side of wearing your jeans below your ass
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While the young people play …
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… the elders strain to hear each other.
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-SBTVC

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55 Comments

boobiebutt Says:

needs more hipster grifter

12.19.09 at 2:22 pm
Realitynoshow Says:

Needs more Paul K

12.19.09 at 2:34 pm
Jennifer Hudson Says:

needs more Jennifer Hudson

12.19.09 at 3:42 pm
RUSSIAN TANK IS THE BEST Says:

needs more Kate Hudson

12.19.09 at 4:24 pm
Billy Ocean Smooth Says:

Needs more me.

12.19.09 at 4:39 pm
Vane$$a Says:

Needs more invitations. What the hell? Did mine get lost in the mail or something?

12.19.09 at 4:39 pm
Kennedy Says:

Needs more Gavin’s kids.

12.19.09 at 4:42 pm
a4awesome Says:

Needs more birth control.

12.19.09 at 5:09 pm
lil jon Says:

needs more Crunk

12.19.09 at 5:14 pm
Arv Says:

Needs more “Needs more …” comments.

12.19.09 at 5:35 pm
Sewer Rats Says:

Needs more Nick Diamonds artsy ciggy shots.

12.19.09 at 5:51 pm
kss Says:

my timing is flawless.

12.19.09 at 5:59 pm
no.thanks. Says:

needs more no.thanks.

12.19.09 at 6:05 pm
Maxipad Says:

Needs more what the fuck!

12.19.09 at 6:10 pm
Sir Fagsalot Says:

needs more fugly asians ( or “orientals” as my grandfather would say)

12.19.09 at 6:15 pm
Arv Says:

Needs less Sir Fagsalot.

12.19.09 at 6:31 pm
ARseholly Says:

Needs more mulattos.

12.19.09 at 6:37 pm
sho nuff Says:

needs less

12.19.09 at 6:41 pm
v4vile Says:

Joy division of the company? ha ha very witty.

“Before. After.” one is brilliant.

12.19.09 at 8:16 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

With a payroll that big, why can’t you guys come up with anything good???

Needs More Talent!

12.19.09 at 8:28 pm
Arvind's Hairline Says:

Help I’m receding to the magical land of BALD

12.19.09 at 9:21 pm
Maxipad Says:

Needs more cocks up Arv’s ass, Gavin can watch.

12.19.09 at 9:45 pm
LOL Says:

Needs m0ar blipsters

12.20.09 at 1:16 am
Harris Says:

Too many old people at that party.
Some people there looked like geezers.

12.20.09 at 1:53 am
Spew Says:

Arv your girlfriend doesn’t look like a man at all!
Very convincing.

12.20.09 at 2:08 am
Asparagus Says:

hey, im from ft worth. why isnt ft worth more fun?

12.20.09 at 3:31 am
frenchy Says:

Spot the pedo

12.20.09 at 7:45 am
Jim Goad Says:

WAY too multicultural.

12.20.09 at 10:46 am
scrib Says:

two daddies & a bunch of kids

12.20.09 at 11:17 am
moth eaten deer head Says:

Kill Cerebral Ballzy and eat their brains.

12.20.09 at 12:46 pm
Charles Says:

It’s not multicultural, it’s multi-ethnic. They all look and behave like people from the same fucking culture you twat.

12.20.09 at 1:12 pm
damn son Says:

Look like a good time NOT

12.20.09 at 3:35 pm
Sir Fagsalot Says:

Arv, no need to be angry b/c we all hate your posts, it’s not my fault those girls are ugly

You look like you reek of curry (again, not my fault)

12.20.09 at 3:41 pm
bolo Says:

i didn’t know you could get payed for rape-o-grams…

12.20.09 at 4:35 pm
white power Says:

looks like fun. now christmas can be a symbolic reference to the day Harold Hunter rose from the grave and joined Cerebral Ballsy. i can finally celebrate christmas as something worth believing in.

12.20.09 at 4:38 pm
L-fucking-OL Says:

CEO of Street Carnage Films? So if I get 6 unpaid interns who steal other peoples videos from Youtube I can be a CEO too?

12.20.09 at 4:42 pm
little man with a dick in his hand Says:

SirFagalot, your situation is intensely sad. Why anyone would complain so much about something yet come back to it time and time again (twice in one day, for example) is quite pathetic. Get out there, do your own thing, and live a little before it’s too late. Then tell us all about it.

And if it sucks, you won’t find anyone I know trashing it. We have better things to do.

12.20.09 at 4:54 pm
Vane$$a Says:

It looks like a women’s studies prof took his graduate seminar out for some drinks to celebrate the end of the semester.

Beckles = prof
McInnes = token non-trad

12.20.09 at 5:12 pm
stoops Says:

ou est mon autobus?

12.20.09 at 6:52 pm
sss Says:

nice sweater beckles

12.20.09 at 7:19 pm
where's my phone? Says:

beckles is kute
Needs more JAPs

12.20.09 at 11:25 pm
Norm Says:

Needs more knuckles and norm.

12.21.09 at 1:53 am
a4awesome Says:

Needs more Drake.

12.21.09 at 1:58 am
less is more Says:

needs less haters

12.21.09 at 2:06 am
hmm Says:

ditto jim goad. way too many blacks and asians

12.21.09 at 5:37 am
4,5,6 Says:

love the sweater.

12.21.09 at 11:45 am
imyar Says:

that is the best tattoo ever.

12.21.09 at 11:46 am
JuCIFEUR Says:

Yep the tattoo wins

12.21.09 at 11:56 am
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

needs more cowbell.

12.21.09 at 3:30 pm
vapid Says:

I am more attracted to the guy who compliments me on anything other than my features. For example: Someone who thinks/says I’m funny or smart is more likely to pull off my hello kitty panties than the guy who says/thinks I am gorgeous. Hello, I make $$$ by modeling and I hear it all the time. Although the guy who says I have a cute smirk has an equal chance with the panties.

12.21.09 at 3:40 pm
Beefy McManstick Says:

Did Dr. Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube, MC Ren, and DJ Yella have a kid together after all?

12.21.09 at 3:58 pm
trace Says:

Looked like Trevor was about to bop Beckles in “the pit.”

12.21.09 at 6:12 pm
flynn Says:

teenagers are crazy

12.21.09 at 8:25 pm
ew Says:

I always wonder whats wrong with the white girls that have to date punjabbers. Whites are not only the cadillacs of dudes, ( ya, i know, blacks have huge dicks, but they’re full of AIDs and have spent some time in jail) but they’re ur own kind!!!It should b a shoe-in!!

12.22.09 at 5:53 pm
yacki Says:

@ew: you’re probably white. and you know what? you’re not making your type looking any better by whining and being a jealous idiot.

12.22.09 at 6:21 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.