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STREET CARNAGE DJ PARTY TONIGHT – FUCK YOU

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Don’t bother coming to this party at Galapagos tonight. We don’t want you to come. We’re still pissed about the Joyce DeWitt thing. Why didn’t you come to that by the way? Too far? We felt like assholes playing records for 30 people that night you fucking cocksuckers.

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6 Comments

Anonymous Says:

gross flyer but I would TOTALLY BE THERE at your party if i lived in new york and not sucky LA

05.08.08 at 6:43 pm
IDIOT Says:

HEY,”ANONYMOUS”DON’T FEEL BAD IM IN SUNNY SAN DIEGO…

P.S.FUCK JOYCE DEWITT, I WANT TO GO TO MR. FURLEY NIGHT…
WISH YOU COULD BE HERE JACK TRIPPER.

05.08.08 at 9:38 pm
muthafutha Says:

that guy’s face is hairier than a jewish pussy

05.09.08 at 9:48 am
Shadowy Figure Says:

The anus seems so lonely.

05.10.08 at 1:46 pm
Vadge I Soaked Innit Says:

muthafutha the closest you been to a jewish pussy is your mama’s. and I planted a begonia in there last spring and that shit was shaved and that shave was shit. she had lots of ingrown hairs and razor bumpz.. and her choda was a right rum do.. hair there and everywhere I tell you. anyway she told me you suck on that shit like there’s no tomorrow and your dad isn’t a full four inches up your ass so maybe you are too transfixed to notice

05.10.08 at 9:27 pm
mr.wilson Says:

Fuck, I wish I was in New York to miss the performance.

05.11.08 at 6:35 pm

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Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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