While out drinking with Mr. Jay Johnston, he let one rip from his pooper only to produce himself in the future, but as a gay. His gay self kept trying to take him to the bathroom until Mr Jay was forced to tell himself to “shut up “ and then attempted to tipsy-toe away from his future gay self. Discovering this too was futile he gave up and hugged himself. WHAT A POOP SCOOP!

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4 Comments
  1. Gayboners Says:

    Which one was the homosexual?

    One looked like a bear, and one looked like a guy that dates bears.


  2. foiley faced Says:

    what was so gay about that?


  3. bozo Says:

    so… you guys are on vacation, right?


  4. t-train Says:

    I love Jay Johnston even though I don’t understand what is going on in this clip (except that Mr. Johnston tiptoeing around like that is pretty funny)


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