STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET CARNAGE EXCLUSIVE! JAY JOHNSTON MEETS GAY SELF FROM FUTURE

STREET CARNAGE EXCLUSIVE! JAY JOHNSTON MEETS GAY SELF FROM FUTURE

While out drinking with Mr. Jay Johnston, he let one rip from his pooper only to produce himself in the future, but as a gay. His gay self kept trying to take him to the bathroom until Mr Jay was forced to tell himself to “shut up “ and then attempted to tipsy-toe away from his future gay self. Discovering this too was futile he gave up and hugged himself. WHAT A POOP SCOOP!

This entry was posted on 08.26.08 at 11:32 am by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

4 Comments

Gayboners Says:

Which one was the homosexual?

One looked like a bear, and one looked like a guy that dates bears.

08.26.08 at 10:45 pm
foiley faced Says:

what was so gay about that?

08.26.08 at 11:47 pm
bozo Says:

so… you guys are on vacation, right?

08.27.08 at 3:00 pm
t-train Says:

I love Jay Johnston even though I don’t understand what is going on in this clip (except that Mr. Johnston tiptoeing around like that is pretty funny)

08.28.08 at 5:10 am

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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