STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET CARNAGE FILMS AT SUNDANCE +

Though it is just a toddler, Street Carnage Films has managed to get into three festivals this year. Jamie’s short doc on Train Surfing in South Africa is in both Slamdance and Santa Barbara and a ridiculous short I did called “Asshole” got into Sundance.

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We’d like to thank our families and our directors “Nadia, this Bud’s for you” and Matt Salacuse and Bryan Gaynor and Chadd and Dan and… Oh my God, there’s so many of you and we know we’re forgetting SOMEONE. Oh God. That’s it, God. We’d like to thank God for blessing us with this amazing gift. This is such a thrill. It’s so hard to think. Argh! Not sure what else to say. You like us. You REALLY like us!”

UPDATE: “Asshole” just got into the San Francisco Independent Film Festival so in your face Jamie!

This entry was posted on 12.18.08 at 6:00 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

16 Comments

hallos Says:

my friend has that same fred perry. (black with red and white lines)

12.18.08 at 8:04 pm
dreamtard Says:

My friend has that same asshole. (off red)

12.18.08 at 8:57 pm
Spanky McTony Says:

Do we have to go to the festival to watch these? Can you buy them or something?

12.18.08 at 8:59 pm
Harvey K-Tel Says:

Have you screened your film in a full scale theatre yet?

There can be the sudden realisation that although your webcam may look good enough playing back on your 15 inch monitor it ends up looking like hairlip karaoke on the big screen.

Congrats!

12.18.08 at 9:35 pm
thrush Says:

anbody notice how john malkovich looks like christian bale?

12.18.08 at 11:32 pm
whaaa??? Says:

Why are you so much better than me?

12.19.08 at 12:00 am
Gayboners Says:

Congrats guys! It’s been really fun to watch you guys grow.

THUG LYFE 4 EVA

12.19.08 at 6:39 am
homeless Says:

“hairlip karaoke” yes!

12.19.08 at 11:55 am
Danielle Says:

I took a look at the website of the kids you made it with. They look like NYU film school nerds. Weird combo, them and you. are you sleeping with one of them?

12.19.08 at 12:19 pm
Film School Nerd Says:

Congrats. I am a sack of shit.

12.19.08 at 2:56 pm
Danielle Says:

Dangit, other Danielle. Get a different name. I’ve been here since the beginning.

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/streetboners/street-boner-33/

12.19.08 at 4:24 pm
Danielle Says:

oh christ, here we go with the name stealing shit again. who could possibly care?

12.20.08 at 6:42 pm
patrickteque Says:

what happened to you? you’re not the same. there’s something in your head. there’s been a violent change.

12.21.08 at 7:47 pm
MC Shotaface ya dun know Says:

yo I hear JAY JAY EM has never done drugs or dranken a beer. really? could dis b tru guy

12.22.08 at 1:38 am
Kay Gayebert Says:

is Grime, Rap? or is it English

only England and America know for sure. and maybe Toronto. Reppen it, Rappen it, Bleppen it.. best sort yo weapon innit. ”my weapon is my camera brov”

12.22.08 at 1:47 am
Divine's Less Flamboyant Testicle Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYpCU13hdi8

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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