This kid was always wasted in class.

I went to Korea to teach English and “find myself” but all I found was a culture that is totally backwards. Here are some photos that my friends and I took.


I told him his shirt was literally gay.


That is not photoshop’d. That is a penis cannon.


This is meant for coats and bags. Not fucking dogs.


Sex toy vending machines are in most hotels.


Is this sign saying “these toilets are meant for spying”?


Good to know.


There is no way they are Jewish.


This is the most efficient way to spray kids with insecticide.


Delicious!


This is actually a franchise.


What’s a “cockrail”?


They are way ahead of us fashion-wise


This happens when they change something in the Matrix.


Ha ha!


Damn straight.


How do they get away with this?


How?


The drunken.


No point in commenting anymore

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17 Comments
  1. PINK TREAT Says:

    penis cannon rules
    dog prison
    shes does love his cock but its so tiresome finding it
    afro pumas and bridge trifle


  2. occidentally in love Says:

    wow, that far eastern culture is like sooo “The Other”!


  3. dave Says:

    beer drink music is my favorite activity, bar none.


  4. yet another reason why tammy has to take me to korea next time — Says:

    [...] of the best things about traveling is getting to know a different [...]


  5. raymi Says:

    oh god too much so good


  6. Taeil Kim Says:

    Man these gooks are fucked up.


  7. hahahahha Says:

    amazing post KY


  8. Butchie Says:

    I don’t get it.


  9. roner Says:

    I’m going!


  10. way gookin' Says:

    Korea’s hard to figure sometimes, but “totally backward”? It’s a bummer how quickly “open-minded” westerners sour into imperious racists. But, really, check engrish.com for mostly Japanese examples of extremely fucked up English.


  11. Li Says:

    What we have here is the result of a country sandwiched between the fuckedupness of Japan and the lameness of China.


  12. Li Says:

    brings back fond memories!


  13. Andrea Says:

    so sick of the Empire Police. Dude, this is a country of chronic alcoholism that believes sleeping next to an electric fan can kill you (google “Korea fan death”). And look at those dogs! Not like America’s any better, but come on.


  14. MlleMlle Says:

    Miffy in the metro!!! Dick Bruna just makes me happy…oh and what the hell: hup holland hup!!!


  15. coati Says:

    no punk? how come?


  16. HA! HA! HA! Says:

    I CRIED ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
    SWEET SALTY TEARS OF JOY


  17. fatbaby Says:

    pama means perm
    get it?


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