The results are in and the winners are: These girls.


FIRST PRIZE: LITTLE DEAD RIDING HOOD
Jodi McIsaac went as Little Dead Riding Hood and her friend glued real hair on her body to become the wolf. They will be receiving a free t-shirt and a lifetime subscription to StreetCarnage.com.
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RUNNER UP: AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
We’ve been doing a lot of shit with Adult Swim so, though we’re yet to see the show, we’re going to have to give second place to Dave Murray for his excellent shake and fries. They get second prize which is $3,000 and an all expenses paid trip to Jamaica. Here’s what they did when we told them.
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THIRD PLACE: BORED ZOMBIES IN A BAR
It’s fun seeing zombies hang around and drink booze. They’re doing fine for brains and just want to take some time to chill out a bit. This guy gets nothing as Mr. Third Place because close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and Runner Up.
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LOSERS: THESE GUYS
After about an hour of squinting, we think these guys may be Mormons. Yeah, if Mormons worked at IBM in the 1950s. What a lame costume. Mormons don’t even dress like that. They have queer Jansport knapsacks and sweater vests and cheap pants and tacky ties (if they even wear ties). The prize for Losers is negative one t-shirt which means they have to send us a shirt. Please send your -1 shirt to: STREET CARNAGE • NY Tompkins Sq. • PO BOX 20640 • 244 East 3rd St. • New York, NY • 10009
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OBLIGATORY CUTE AWARD
Six-year-old Arrie gets the cute award for being Line-O from Thundercats with a really serious thighroid condition.

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11 Comments
  1. pips Says:

    that little girl is too cute. I love home-spun costumes when you stuff mom’s panty-hose or glue tin foil on your face. FUCK STORE-BOUGHT YA HEARD!


  2. Jetpack Says:

    I get it. THIGH-roid. HAHAHAHA!


  3. escher Says:

    thundercat is amazing!


  4. huh? Says:

    how can you be finished judging this contest when halloween hasn’t even finished happening yet? oh and it’s LION-O, not line-o.


  5. Danielle Says:

    Mormons DO dress like that.


  6. dont u ever wonder? Says:

    is that were-WELF meghan?!?!?


  7. boredom. Says:

    those are mormon missonaries. they are the worst kind of mormons that come to your house and try to convert you like jehovah’s witnesses. that is their uniform. it is required that they wear that.


  8. lol@u Says:

    It’s LION-O you dumb bitch.


  9. Gayzor Says:

    How old is that Thundercats photo? Real old?


  10. Loomis Says:

    Mormon is the least original costume idea since sexy nurse.
    http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/akv/halloween04/mormon.jpg


  11. imbored Says:

    i’m not saying it’s a good costume but the mormon costume is spot on.


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