Gary Coleman is in the hospital people! This is not a night to be alone. So, come to the legion and let’s all toast the Gar-bear and watch some videos including “No You Don’t” and TV CARNAGE exercise stuff and other treats. Also feel free to laugh and swear and drink while dancing to the musical Djng of Nick Diamonds, Pinky Carnage and Leon.
Please, for Gary’s sake, just do it!
XO PINKY CARNAGE
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michael cera is really weird looking
01.06.10 at 5:19 pm
nick diamonds, from islands (also goes by nick thorburn) will be DJ’ing! can you believe that? NICK FROM ISLANDS!!!! lucky…
01.06.10 at 5:26 pm
any chance of me scoring some codeine up in there? I need su-su-supplies, niggas.
01.06.10 at 5:32 pm
anything for Gary
01.06.10 at 5:45 pm
Can someone send me an email apprising me when (if ever) this whole Islands/Pinky/Ironic and/or quirky pop culture reference menage et trois comes to an end? Thanks
01.06.10 at 6:41 pm
OMG can you believe that “HOMO” posted something totally negative again. Why don’t you guys ban/ gaybash that buzz-kill from your site niggers? (no half-offense Pinky).It’s like he’s being paid to be a fucking negative loser. Actually, that wouldn’t surprise me at all.
Anyhoo, my pumps are on! I’ll be there.
01.06.10 at 6:59 pm
I don’t want to sound like I’m racist against fags but HOMO sounds like a cocksucker
01.06.10 at 8:01 pm
i’m about to go to this tonight. michael cera CANNOT grow facial hair. and its adorable how type-cast he is.
01.06.10 at 8:21 pm
No cocaine tonight guys, you’ll feel like champ if you don’t, and you’ll feel a winner if you do!
01.06.10 at 8:32 pm
diamonds
01.06.10 at 10:01 pm
oh, and what’s so negative about what I said? I just wanted to bounce them words at you.. rolo candies!
01.06.10 at 10:03 pm
im at the party now, looking at derrick and it’s boring
01.06.10 at 11:06 pm
Homo is everything OK at home?
01.07.10 at 6:16 am
I would imagine that a girl that wakes up next to Gary Coleman in the morning justs walks right over to the window and dives out without breaking stride.
01.07.10 at 10:39 am
Michael Cera wasn’t there. Bullshit.
01.07.10 at 11:54 am
can’t complain maxipad. I feel like a million diamonds!
01.07.10 at 2:04 pm
i had fun.
01.07.10 at 2:17 pm
it’s a shame you couldn’t make it out to our shindig last night, HOMO. I guess it is quite the trek from North Carolina.
01.07.10 at 4:25 pm
we call it No-Co around here. but bro, I really tried to get down there, seriously. it sucks, I pretty much did nothing but watch some must-see TV with mother. have you bee checking out the new jay leno shit? it’s so good, who writes for that show, mark pita? I mean wow! but that’s really all we have going for us out here, I swear it’s like no-co (north carolina) is a desert island that I’m trappe… dude, an ISLAND? no way! tell me I’m dreaming.. now if only I had a diamond.
you’ll see me at the next one fer shir, mother promised to take me! I’ll be wearing a shirt that says “god hates fags, that hate god… fag!”
I love you nick diamond island!
01.07.10 at 4:58 pm
It was all a lie. It didn’t even happen. None of us were there. The bar doesn’t even exist… ohhh man… my… head. ouch.
It was radical. Ouch.
01.07.10 at 7:23 pm
for realz. you can’t even invite people for drinks and watch videos without them shitting on it.
i know all these commenters are 17 but its tiring. thats all. sorry i missed it.
01.08.10 at 7:57 am