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Reporting from LA: Tonight (well, 1:35 AM which is technically tomorrow) on Carson Daly, Street Carnage’s Me McInnes will be discussing fashion “dealbreakers” like sandals, metrosexuals, puking and dressing like a snowboarder when you’re over 40. I hereby pledge to be as nude as possible AND force the make-up people to make my nipples bright red.

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This entry was posted on 02.20.08 at 11:58 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
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  1. Big Nipples Blog » Blog Archive » STREET CARNAGE ON CARSON TONIGHT! Says:

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  2. Fursuit of Happyness Says:

    I’m going to borrow my neighbor’s rabbit ears for this one. It’s really two great tastes coming together for the first time.


  3. Spam Bot Says:

    FYI, I know someone who works on that show, and apparently no one’s nipples are to be more red than Daly’s.


  4. the miracle Says:

    hohoho FYI you are tragic


  5. yfrufgp Says:

    Carson Daly is a turd and your a turd for going on the show. But I’ll still watch it if you promise to take a dump in his desk somewhere where he can’t find it.


  6. mr.wilson Says:

    I Googled it, and I was right, Carson Daly is that MTV guy. I guess there’s no such thing as bad publicity, but I hope the viewers don’t find your site.


  7. neko Says:

    over 40? i thought 30 was the cut-off age. going soft now?


  8. Travis Tritt Says:

    mr wilson is the viewer that found the site


  9. Jules Says:

    is there an internet feed? There’s some guy asleep on my couch and I don’t want to wake him up.


  10. carbonrain Says:

    i saw that show because it’s after conan


  11. mr.wilson Says:

    TAKE THAT BACK TRITTY.


  12. Chris S. Says:

    Hey Gavin,

    I saw your appearance on the Carson Daly show. That was some funny shit! I especially liked the dealbreakers, although I think you forgot one that drives me INSANE! I’m talking about those Uggz shoes that alot of girls are wearing nowadays. I live in the LA area and there is absolutely no need for snow boots, although nobody feels it is necessary to tell them they look like shit! Every time I see a girl in those, I try to picture myself fucking them with them on, but it’s just the weirdest image. I’m guessing they are comfortable, but since when did so many girls care more about comfort than looks? How am I supposed to get off cause some chick is comfortable???


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