Street Carnage is Daily Show from Tyler Dillinger on Vimeo.
The smuggest shithead in the world is returning our hate with his classic sarcastic banter and guess what; It hurts like hell. Man, this guy really knows how to put you in your place. It’s like in the playground when some snobby bitch says, “I don’t hate her. I feel sorry for her” and the girl’s entire grade school career is over. Tucker Carlsontown here we come!
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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And here I though I was one of the coolest people around just knowing this website exists. Goddamnit.
06.17.09 at 12:47 pm
i want carve a pussy out of his forehead so i can fuck his cute lil jewface
06.17.09 at 1:06 pm
I DONT GET IT.
06.17.09 at 1:23 pm
it’s VERY hip to hate jon stewart, if you have a wicker fedora and a grey v-neck you MUST hate jon stewart.. it’s in the bi-laws.
I personally like laughing, and funny comedy news shows… oh, and I can watch caddyshack 7 million times and it’s never not funny… guess I have to turn in my fixed gear bike.
06.17.09 at 1:23 pm
Oh crap, are a bunch of fucking daily showtards going to descend upon us?
I’m with bob on this one.
06.17.09 at 1:26 pm
no way!
06.17.09 at 1:34 pm
Stewart does great interviews because he is so well informed but his comedy is hammy and predictable.
06.17.09 at 1:37 pm
what is the context of this?
06.17.09 at 1:38 pm
come on people this is obviously edited
06.17.09 at 1:40 pm
he’s a cop you idiots!
06.17.09 at 1:41 pm
I’ve got ants in my keyboard! Seriously! How the hell can i get them out? It’s been like two days, I even heated up my computer super hot and killed all the little fuckers that came out, but one still pops up every now and then. What are they doing in there? Snacks? It’s a 3 year old macbook pro (fyi), so there is probably a good amount of ant snacks in there (and semen). Fucking tropical climates, right?
06.17.09 at 2:36 pm
For retards who don’t know he was talking about the shennanigans in Iran, not SBTVC. I did think of SBTVC when he said it, though.
06.17.09 at 2:45 pm
what the fuck is this in reference to?
06.17.09 at 3:03 pm
goofus made me LOL. p.s . raid??
06.17.09 at 3:17 pm
ha. funny, i was going to send the reference to you guys, i chuckled when Jon said it on mondays show
06.17.09 at 3:30 pm
what happened? ah man, i’m so out of the loop and i’m getting older everyday
06.17.09 at 3:40 pm
nothing really it was just from mondays daily show, jon stewart said “street carnage” in reference to nothing that had anything to do with this site. it was just a funny coincidence
06.17.09 at 4:09 pm
OK, so who’s the old guy in the vid? Gavin?
06.17.09 at 4:34 pm
I DONT GET IT! somebody help me please!
06.17.09 at 4:35 pm
I want more bad jokes by unfunny losers about things like fedoras, because everyone at streetcarnage loves fedoras. I want the opinions of more people who like Radiohead/The Decemberists/Talking Heads/Dragonforce/dumb-backpacker rap
06.17.09 at 5:06 pm
You guys could have done more with this.
06.17.09 at 5:23 pm
Can I get some context for this?
06.17.09 at 5:28 pm
almost as pathetic as leaving comments on an internet website.
06.17.09 at 5:31 pm
fizzlebottom has a closet full of wicker fedoras
06.17.09 at 5:34 pm
There was a hipster standing at a corner. He had both hands holding his fedora on while the wind blew his skirt up around his waist.
A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, “Ma’am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your fedora.”
The hipster said, “Look mister, everything down there is seventy years old; this hat is brand new!”
06.17.09 at 6:56 pm
What did the fedora say to the tie?
“You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
06.17.09 at 7:00 pm
for all those people going “I dont get this – whats da context??1?”
this is from mondays show about the iranian election and the protests/riots afterwards.. hes talking about mob justice and people in the streets – the guy who posted the video just put the street carnage website on top of the video, ie its fake..
Id wager only around 600 people ever read this site anyways, you dont have to worry about “daily showtards” (what a witty pun) coming here any time soon..
06.17.09 at 7:03 pm
thanks einstein.
06.17.09 at 7:20 pm
more fedora fun!!!
06.17.09 at 7:27 pm
It was from last night’s episode during a segment about the riots in Tehran, Iran/L.A. Lakers shit. SC just dubbed their logo over it ya turkeys.
06.17.09 at 7:34 pm
jon stewart has sucked a wicker hat full of nuts for years. if you think its hip to hate him all of a sudden, id like to waterboard you with my jizz.
06.17.09 at 7:53 pm
Whatever. I love Jon Stewart AND I love SBTVC. Perish the thought.
06.17.09 at 11:47 pm
@goofus
You should pour gasoline on it. That’s how we used to get rid of the ant beds in our front yard.
06.18.09 at 12:16 am
Spoiler alert:
Everybody hates everything.
06.18.09 at 12:43 am
HOMO the fag, in the interest of not making statements that contradict themselves, you could have just said “jizzboarding”
06.18.09 at 1:58 am
hum, hellowo?? obvies a fake…
06.18.09 at 3:32 am
uhhh Blogwigger, thnx for raising the confusion up 275%.
‘jizzboarding’? is that surfing on jizz? see what im getting at?
the visual of me waterboarding someone with my jizz was not only hilarz,
but not a contradiction in the slightest. ok, maybe the slightest.
just http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv04uDz8hBw
06.18.09 at 5:31 am
This looks like it was edited by someone who is at a socially permissible age to be wearing diapers. I though this generation doesn’t get fooled by these things? I thought we were all more qualified sleuths.
06.18.09 at 11:31 am
I could take it like a man, you couldn’t do nuthin about it dude, I way 600 pounds dude, I’m 6 foot 7 dude, I could take it like a real man.
06.18.09 at 11:46 am
So, it’s jizz AND water? Ahhhhhhhhhh. Jizzerboarding then. No. Jazzercise.
06.18.09 at 1:16 pm