After pressure from PETA, we’ve finally agreed to start carrying small tees. We apologize for not having them available in the past, and we will do our best to ensure nothing like this ever happens again. Your small tees are available now.

Small Street Carnage t-shirts are available in white & black, black & white, and black & yellow. Order now. Operators are standing by.


(This is what women USED to have to do to our shirts to make them fit).
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Now all these people can wear Street Carnage shirts…

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10 Comments
  1. pingpong Says:

    tight


  2. ew jackman Says:

    where do i order?


  3. Kennedy Says:

    What if you want to put your legs thru the arm holes and wear the shirt like a diaper? That way you can hang your junk out of the neck hole.


  4. Annie Says:

    What about XXL? I like wearing huge tees. No pressure.


  5. teenagewizard Says:

    tila? no way… you said women sizes!!! not mogwai


  6. marshall Says:

    why would anyone EVER wear a shirt with a fucking website logo on it????


  7. Street Bloaded Says:

    Samantha Fox? Awesome!


  8. CompactCat Says:

    Yeeeeeeeea I was one of the pressurers.
    I was gonna make my own, but that’s pretty poor.
    Most pleased.


  9. JuCIFER Says:

    WHERE’S MY FUCKING STICKERS????


  10. Dork Says:

    Is that Ashton Kutcher’s dad on the top photo?


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