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STREET CARNAGE SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE IN SMALL

After pressure from PETA, we’ve finally agreed to start carrying small tees. We apologize for not having them available in the past, and we will do our best to ensure nothing like this ever happens again. Your small tees are available now.

Small Street Carnage t-shirts are available in white & black, black & white, and black & yellow. Order now. Operators are standing by.

(This is what women USED to have to do to our shirts to make them fit).
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Now all these people can wear Street Carnage shirts…

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10 Comments

pingpong Says:

tight

04.20.09 at 3:48 pm
ew jackman Says:

where do i order?

04.20.09 at 3:52 pm
Kennedy Says:

What if you want to put your legs thru the arm holes and wear the shirt like a diaper? That way you can hang your junk out of the neck hole.

04.20.09 at 4:06 pm
Annie Says:

What about XXL? I like wearing huge tees. No pressure.

04.20.09 at 4:08 pm
teenagewizard Says:

tila? no way… you said women sizes!!! not mogwai

04.20.09 at 4:38 pm
marshall Says:

why would anyone EVER wear a shirt with a fucking website logo on it????

04.20.09 at 4:44 pm
Street Bloaded Says:

Samantha Fox? Awesome!

04.20.09 at 4:59 pm
CompactCat Says:

Yeeeeeeeea I was one of the pressurers.
I was gonna make my own, but that’s pretty poor.
Most pleased.

04.20.09 at 11:42 pm
JuCIFER Says:

WHERE’S MY FUCKING STICKERS????

04.21.09 at 10:24 am
Dork Says:

Is that Ashton Kutcher’s dad on the top photo?

04.21.09 at 2:18 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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