I’ve been getting into card tricks recently but I gotta tell you. They are way more difficult than you think they are.

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48 Comments
  1. You're Doing It Wrong (the original) Says:

    thanks, I needed a laugh today.


  2. Zeb. Says:

    Far sexier than that lingerie post. Feeling that suit and that Asian broad. She needs to be in a music video somewhere.


  3. Vane$$a Says:

    Yeah all right that was pretty funny. Good job. Did you go out and purposely find an audience of short people to make you look tall?


  4. Arv Says:

    was it the card?


  5. ZEB. Says:

    The way the Asian broad says “ew” at the end makes me think she’s probably done a lot of things involving her own/someone elses’ asshole.


  6. dominic Says:

    LMAO


  7. PatrickScott Says:

    One D at a time wrote about this trick being performed at a a new year’s eve party at Gavin’s cabin. Except she was high on mushrooms and got in trouble.


  8. VAL-HALEN Says:

    LOLOCAUST


  9. adam Says:

    This was hilarious on Super Dave Osborne.


  10. Alex Says:

    whoooops

    bahaha


  11. CaptainQueef Says:

    that was AMAZING!


  12. wyatt Says:

    gee-nee-us. you’re a sick fuck tho, for real. love it.


  13. Naynay Says:

    Great to see that Rip Taylor still has it!


  14. whiners suck Says:

    you make me laugh in a good way


  15. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    Ahahahahaaa!


  16. lesley Says:

    why your bum is hairless


  17. kat Says:

    man, i needed something like this today. awesome.


  18. I can't wait Says:

    “the tricky part” of the trick


  19. Dilly Dob Blorton Says:

    Nice tags


  20. YES Says:

    That was the best video I’ve seen on here in months.


  21. Anonymous Says:

    i want your asshole and my asshole to kiss.


  22. Joey Odessa Says:

    I’m glad to see that Gavin can pull off a video without having to exploit children. When they lose their edge (along with ratings points), sitcoms always bring in a cute kid character to sadly compensate for the fact that their creative staff is fresh out of ideas. Not only do they hope to generate interest through the cute factor, they also engage a futile and incredibly desperate attempt to use the kids as human shields between themselves and the critics of the world. I really don’t need to see internet comedians resort to such profound lameness. By all means, use the kids, but please, let’s keep it real. Seriously, I can’t tell you how relieved I am to see Gavin pull this one out of his ass…ahahahahahahahaha!!! Get it? Out of his ass?


  23. chiali Says:

    I CANT STOP LAUGHING! MY FACE HURTS.


  24. rad racer Says:

    very very good.


  25. oh danny boy! Says:

    So fucking funny. great shit. uh ooh “great shit”! right?


  26. dogboy Says:

    Bet ya Kris Angel never thought of that one.
    Pure Genius


  27. poopie Says:

    funny times. is good is good


  28. Jen Says:

    Damn, Gavin, you are sexy.


  29. Jen Says:

    mind freak!


  30. Jen Says:

    mind freak!


  31. Garbagetits Says:

    That was funny.
    I think that you are getting your comedy back.


  32. the necktie was my idea Says:

    I wore that tie last week. Firsties.


  33. Stab Master Arson Says:

    I like how that girl takes a picture of your ass with her phone.

    Also, yr hair and mustache are getting super long.


  34. lp Says:

    i get a boner when jay wen says “ew”


  35. patrickteque Says:

    pickle rosebush


  36. bumhole reportoire Says:

    ace o’farts!


  37. mikey likes it Says:

    WHOOOOPS! classic


  38. vegan jules Says:

    you’re starting to look like a homeless man again. Or a substitute teacher, but not quite “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski.


  39. StarWars Says:

    That’s pretty funny.


  40. houdin Says:

    c’est magique.


  41. J.McG Says:

    kudos


  42. sugarape Says:

    That’s not magic. Next time pull the card out of the girl’s ass! That would be real magic!


  43. Asian Broad Says:

    I actually meant “eww-oooooh,” as in I liked it…. pretending to be mortified was so hard.


  44. idk Says:

    613 accent! I love it. And the video was good too!


  45. HOMO Says:

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCK!!!!


  46. Willa Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrpnNd38MbU&feature=related


  47. the bull Says:

    you have lost some weight there gavin


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