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STREET CARNAGE VS. DELOCATED VS. NASCAR VS. TOYOTA

Jon Glaser recently entered a car design for Toyota’s NASCAR Sponsafier competition. The winner gets the car fucking made for real and then you get to do a lap around the track before the first race. We entered the competition too because we figured we’d turn our laps into a demolition derby if we both won. Thing is, Jon got accepted and we fucking didn’t! They claimed our car was inappropriate. Apparently, cocks and barf are a big no-no.

Anyway, vote for Jon, I guess. It’ll never happen but vote for him.

Here’s our masterpiece…

Make your own car here.

-GAVIN McINNES

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5 Comments

Yea yea Says:

(insert joke about sticky gas pedal here)

03.15.10 at 12:47 pm
My Neck is RED Says:

NASCAR SUCKS. YEEHAWWWWWWWWW

03.15.10 at 12:58 pm
Adolf Hipster Says:

No wolves and/or confederate flags? Awww schucks.

03.15.10 at 1:29 pm
no.thanks. Says:

that actually looks great. (the streetboners car)

03.15.10 at 2:38 pm
gabelord Says:

the kitten is gr9

03.16.10 at 12:12 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.