STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » SUNDAY FUNNIES

NB: The first joke was stolen from Derrick who noticed a woman was being particularly moody and correctly guessed it was PMS, the Japanese flag joke was adapted from a Kenny Hotz quip, and the last picture is courtesy of Jacob Gavin.

This entry was posted on 12.14.08 at 4:17 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

gangstalegs Says:

I really wish I could have been there when they jumped a motorcycle over the worlds largest tampon.

12.14.08 at 5:06 pm
!!! Says:

zach galifiankis has a joke exactly like the first one.

12.14.08 at 5:28 pm
Redgreg Says:

Derrick be tha funniest dude alive!

12.14.08 at 8:29 pm
miss appalachian Says:

where’s your black girl/diva cup joke?

12.14.08 at 8:37 pm
Kumakouji Says:

Shouldn’t the squirts coming out of their cunts be red?

12.14.08 at 10:41 pm
Bennycassim Says:

its a string dolt.

12.14.08 at 10:56 pm
Big dick Nigga Says:

Ha ha HA! A flapper with red wings…

12.15.08 at 1:09 am
Kumakouji Says:

“its a string dolt.”

Ooooooooh. Yeah.

12.15.08 at 5:13 am
ving Says:

this was so stupid.

12.15.08 at 8:10 pm
Joseph Ratzinger Says:

bloody baloney leaves.

12.16.08 at 2:06 am

STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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