Alex is interning for me (Pinky) at TV CARNAGE and will NOT stop trying to seduce moi with exotic gestures and come hither gaze. It’s sick! As in RAD! Anyway…

Sunset Television is like nonchalantly deciding to see that Biggie movie, Notorious, on acid. Like sure whatever, I’m on acid, I’ll go see that Biggie movie. That sounds fun. Or maybe its like listening to an Islam jam and holding congress with his supreme holiness, the big guy, and just basking in his holy golden glory. And when you return from meeting the lord, your balls seem like they might be a lot bigger, but your not so sure. Were my balls always this big? Why would his holiness make my balls big? So you go to the doctor, and he tells you that your balls are just fine.

Just watch Episode 3 (Prime Time) and visit sunsettelevision.com.

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