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Some fat fuck had the bright idea to lose weight by only eating McDonald’s. He succeeded.

Well, if you consider losing 90 lbs in 6 months a success story. I bet he stinks so motherfucking bad. You know that shit is like seeping out of his pores. I’d probably lose weight only eating McDonald’s, too, since I just need to walk in there and the smell of it alone gives me the runs. Kinda like how coke always makes me take a massive shit, and sometimes just opening up the baggie when I first buy it will trigger a psychosomatic response in my colon. Actually, I bet dollars to McNuggets that a cocaine diet is healthier than a McDonald’s one.

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This entry was posted on 06.18.08 at 12:24 pm by Denise . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

ronald Says:

Did you even read the article?

06.18.08 at 12:50 pm
Denise Says:

yeah, i did, but i didn’t want to be all boring and point out that mcdonald’s salads and wraps (which contain FRIED chicken), and the fruit and yogurt meals, which contain candied nuts and sugary yogurt, actually have a higher caloric and carb count than other things on their menu. i learned that from watching the view.

06.18.08 at 12:53 pm
The Author Says:

Does Denise=Gavin? She’s hit this whole posting thing in too good a stride…???

06.18.08 at 1:52 pm
ronald Says:

So, if the wraps etc… have a higher calorie and carb count than the other menu items it stands to reason that he would have lost more weight eating hamburgers and french fries? That doesn’t seem logical.

06.18.08 at 2:14 pm
mcpoopoo peeps Says:

Is the guy who thinks everyone is Gavin Gavin?

Gavin!

signed,
Gavin

06.18.08 at 3:41 pm
raymi Says:

someone even thinks the word coke near me and i shit my pants

06.18.08 at 4:16 pm
a5k Says:

i once pooped out an entire double cheeseburger from mcdonalds – chewed but intact – about 30 seconds after eating it…i hadn’t eaten there in over 2 years before that.

that stuff is not real food.

06.18.08 at 4:43 pm
Gaywad Says:

Wow, coke huh? Cool

06.18.08 at 5:36 pm
bill Says:

There’s coke in McDonalds Big Mac secret sauce. F’real.

McDonalds is so bad. The baddest.

Every body, hate macdonalds.

06.18.08 at 8:26 pm
YeahButNoBut Says:

Denise = SlutMachine from jezebel ? Sure writes like her,dollars to dildos…

06.19.08 at 9:44 am

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