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SuperTouch boner alert

It’s impossible to see this girl clearly and we’ve scoured the internet for more pictures of her but maybe this blurry screen grab is better than the real thing. Ronald Reagan once said his movies were hotter than the gratuitous sex they show on screen now because just feigning a kiss leads way more up to your imagination. If you ever saw a Playboy cartoon that made you beat off you see what he’s getting at. Let’s leave this girl as a blur and imagine her muscular thighs and dark, raccoon eyes in the middle of the night and leave it at that.

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6 Comments

kitty Says:

god. nerdy white men are so simple. throw any asian girl in front of them and they drool.

09.08.08 at 11:24 am
uhh... Says:

she has quite a handsome beard..

09.08.08 at 11:27 am
CPN BNXO Says:

y’all motherfuckers are on some esoterica shit

09.08.08 at 1:48 pm
ew Says:

yes lets leave her as a blur cuz id rather my retinas not melt off due to the full power of her chinky fugliness.

09.08.08 at 2:07 pm
666 Says:

all girls are hot

09.08.08 at 9:03 pm
Crap Bag Says:

Don’t see it, all i do see is short legs and that my friend is fugly.

09.09.08 at 7:38 am

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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