SuperTouch boner alert

It’s impossible to see this girl clearly and we’ve scoured the internet for more pictures of her but maybe this blurry screen grab is better than the real thing. Ronald Reagan once said his movies were hotter than the gratuitous sex they show on screen now because just feigning a kiss leads way more up to your imagination. If you ever saw a Playboy cartoon that made you beat off you see what he’s getting at. Let’s leave this girl as a blur and imagine her muscular thighs and dark, raccoon eyes in the middle of the night and leave it at that.

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6 Comments
  1. kitty Says:

    god. nerdy white men are so simple. throw any asian girl in front of them and they drool.


  2. uhh... Says:

    she has quite a handsome beard..


  3. CPN BNXO Says:

    y’all motherfuckers are on some esoterica shit


  4. ew Says:

    yes lets leave her as a blur cuz id rather my retinas not melt off due to the full power of her chinky fugliness.


  5. 666 Says:

    all girls are hot


  6. Crap Bag Says:

    Don’t see it, all i do see is short legs and that my friend is fugly.


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