In case you missed our Tweet, the boundaries of stupid and scary have just been projectile vomited into the stratosphere: Two convicts tattooed their eyeballs and lived to tell the tale.
Our favorite part is when he says he went with blue because he already has blue eyes and doing all black would be too creepy. Dude, the creepy horses have bolted and left the building when that ship sailed long ago.
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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That’s what is so great about prison. The inmates take that time to be introspective, consider what they have down, learn newfound responsibility, maybe study and train to better their lives in the future… and stick ink filled needles into their eyes.
01.10.10 at 8:37 pm
boooooring. he ain’t the first to do it.
http://www.zentastic.com/blog/2008/05/25/my-zombie-eye-update/
01.10.10 at 9:10 pm
oh my god, this is so frightening and gross!!!
01.10.10 at 9:19 pm
I’ve never heard so many double negatives in my life!!! “I don’t get no complications in my vision. I don’t see no red…” Awesome. Good thing Guinea Pig is only serving 4 years! He’s still going to have to make up for those 4 years he missed spreading his DNA around America, but I’m sure he’ll make up for it upon release and generate many lovely offspring to spread the gospel about the beauty and art form that is eyeball tattooing. Hopefully he’ll realize that it’s ok for the world to know more of the trade secret than “you can use hypodermic needles, but…” I wonder what celly/tattoo artist is going to do for 72 years!?! Shame, really. He seems like a jovial fellow. The zeal he has in his approach to the art form. Cryin’ shame.
01.10.10 at 9:44 pm
I would love to be a fly on the wall at that parole hearing.
01.10.10 at 11:39 pm
I squinted the entire time watching this
01.11.10 at 12:10 am
Is that so?
01.11.10 at 6:14 am
One of the first? I guess they don’t have YouTube in prison.
01.11.10 at 7:40 am
I work in the field of ophthalmology and I will say that this one of the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
It looks as if they are injecting the ink into the space between the conjunctiva and sclera. The ink spreads just like when you break a blood vessel. It looks worse than it is. They probably made 8 or 9 injections into the space and let the ink distribute itself throughout.
Apparently prison provides one with a lot of free time.
01.11.10 at 8:12 am
It really should be criminal to be this stupid.
Just kidding, these guys are going to get out and start contributing to society immediately. If they need a place to crash for a few weeks, I’ve got a choice air mattress, and a ton of positive vibes!!!
01.11.10 at 10:01 am
Face inflation is really cool too!
http://www.bizarremag.com/weird-news/tattoos-body-art/7801/body_inflation.html
01.11.10 at 3:25 pm
@Sald: OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! That’s going to give me nightmares.
01.11.10 at 3:37 pm
Bad Idea Jeans.
01.12.10 at 1:07 am
Yikes.
01.12.10 at 2:01 pm
@CMFL: One of the best SNL commercials ever. “I’m renting”.
01.12.10 at 2:08 pm
What’s “escape”? That’s a crime now?
01.12.10 at 9:36 pm