My friend Rich and I were out the other night, but then we parted ways. He got in a cab with this guy named Mohammed who was clearly wasted. Mohammed was picked up by the cops and detained in a hospital for 5 hours. Rich was his first fare when he got out. Then he rearended a car. Rich filmed the whole thing.



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12 Comments
  1. neezy Says:

    Mohammed, Helloooo, the largest name on the planet

    and at the end I think he meant to say all we have is recourse


  2. HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

    You know, when he says “believe me, I am not an alien”, well gosh darn it I believe him.


  3. Anonymous Says:

    nothing exceptionally crazy or funny happened. like filming a porno after the dick’s gone flaccid


  4. Jamstarr Says:

    these PHONE videos suck. believe me I film em and there’s always like a few snatches of goodness and then about 5 min of boring shots of shit because you can’t hold up your phone without giving away that Your Are Filming. also this rich guy sounds like kind of a smug gaybo.. I prefer Mohammed. rich would probably try you to the cock and blow for a smoked chicken meat sandwich and I prefer vaginal intercourse and anal sniffing with a vagina up close. it’s all about discourse shitbag, all about dis discourse. stop baiting boring crazy ethnics and filming it like we care. I give this effort a £OO%


  5. Jamstarr Says:

    for the record I am up for being tried to the cock and blow, but would prefer to shit first if it’s all the same


  6. Tab Hunter Says:

    Did Mohammed say “son-uhf-uh-fuck”? Haha.


  7. Beef Says:

    Shut the fuck up and drive the cab. No one cares what you have to say. You might as well be a robot.


  8. Gayboners Says:

    Ballaka! I say to you. Ballaka. Guud luck!


  9. yuni Says:

    i really actually cried this son of a fuck


  10. dood Says:

    he gets really evangelical when he blesses him.


  11. Chachi and Det. Foster Says:

    Holy Good luck, because luck is all-holy.


  12. uhh... Says:

    when did he hit someone?


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