STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TEAM FACELIFT: ZOG RUMOR CONFIRMED

When Sarah Silverman got in shit with the media she was pissed because, as she put it, “I was really concerned that we were losing control of the media.” When we saw Team Facelift on the E’s “Daily 10,” we made the same joke. Turns out it’s true. From the mailbag…

Dear Street Carnage,
hey i fucking love you guys! i just wanted to tell you that team facelift got on the daily 10 because the E movie guy, ben lyons, is their friend slash used to manage them like 5 years ago. i should know i’m his sister. we jews are loyal.
- hannah lyons

Dear Hannah,
To you and all Jews: We’ve always been cool with you guys and we don’t want any trouble. Please don’t close our bank accounts and make our movie channel not work. We didn’t start no shit so we don’t want there to be no shit.
Peace,
SBTVC

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12 Comments

Ted Dancin' Says:

I love juice!

04.02.09 at 10:24 am
Anonymous Says:

jews make the best abortion doctors. they have abortion doctor mentality in spades.

04.02.09 at 10:34 am
Boofthis Says:

I call bullshit. Facelift should have had their own tv show years ago, yet instead we get the osbournes variety hour? you gotta be kidding me. also, fatjew needs to go solo and leave those other two dudebros. they’re good, but he’s the star.

04.02.09 at 10:45 am
Sgt. Slaughter Says:

wtf is zog?

04.02.09 at 10:51 am
bkbs Says:

It’s universally agreed that Team Facelift suck worse than FloRida, right? I make the comparison because they both consist of some dude with big titties taking his shirt off.

04.02.09 at 11:27 am
Columbo Says:

i liked them better when they were called eminem

04.02.09 at 5:47 pm
ew Says:

IF U JEWS R SO LOYAL THEN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JESUS!!!HUH????

04.02.09 at 6:14 pm
Andrew Says:

Damn. I had just forgotten this was an advertising website. And then this.

04.02.09 at 7:20 pm
ADvice Says:

all-ways pushing zog. why cant you just drop the product placement?

04.02.09 at 9:34 pm
http://www.narip.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.flypage_new&product_id=212&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1 Says:

I know right?

04.02.09 at 11:03 pm
ADDvice Says:

http://www.narip.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.flypage_new&product_id=212&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1

04.02.09 at 11:05 pm
terryfying terry Says:

jews run every outlet. at least facelift is taking advantage these gay blogs sites and tv shit shows. saying they suck promotes them and the jews!

04.03.09 at 8:40 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.