Maybe Jews do control the media after all. Last night, we’re watching a pile of garbage on Channel E’s “The Daily 10.” They rip off Us Weekly’s “Who Wore it Better?” Then they talk about Octoyawn and if Jennifer Aniston is truly happy yada yada yada. “And when we come back from the break, New York’s hottest rap group, Team Facelift!” What? The “Fat Jew” from Missbehave? The other dude who’s dating Lesley Arfin? The little guy from Sha Na Na? Are they honestly talking about that weird goofball rap band that plays hipster parties in the nude? How the fuck did Team Facelift get kosher sandwiched into all this celebrity gossip shit?
You can give me all the fancy answers you want. The only solution I’m going to accept is the final one: ZOG did it.
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Jews did 9/11.
03.26.09 at 10:57 am
God, I hate New York.
03.26.09 at 11:10 am
machine is hot
03.26.09 at 11:29 am
What’s ZOG?
03.26.09 at 11:35 am
the afro-dude has the same voice as seth rogen
03.26.09 at 11:37 am
“ZOG” is always a great punchline
03.26.09 at 11:57 am
don’t you hate it when the dumb shit you and your group of friends talk about suddenly gets picked up by ugly chicks with fake blonde hair?
of course you don’t.
03.26.09 at 11:58 am
ironic mustaches, hair, outfits, music, and persona.
of course i was talking about “wierd” al yanokovic, not these guys, which are much worse.
03.26.09 at 12:19 pm
They’re. The. Bomb……Yo.
03.26.09 at 12:27 pm
zionist. occupied. government. i don’t hate jews. i just think they are the ones who are racists. and then they’re the first to start crying about people being anti-semitic. and they’re so proud of their stupid fake religion.
03.26.09 at 12:39 pm
goddamn I’m happy I don’t live in the states. Every single bitch looks like a pornstar.
03.26.09 at 12:42 pm
Please. Missbehave has been on fatjew for like a month, while facelift has been known in the city for like 2 years by anyone who goes out. missbehave is basically a bunch of wack white girls who urban outfittered something cool, they dont deserve credit.
03.26.09 at 12:46 pm
Missbehave is the shit you loser. It’s like the antidote to all of that boring black hat-tight jean-boring art-”antler” hipster snoozefest. Why do you think the mag folded? Because it’s cool as shit, not some Nylon barf bag. Oh yeah, but it’s easy to rip on girl culture. I forgot.
03.26.09 at 1:01 pm
I will not watch this video, nor will I comment on this post.
03.26.09 at 1:13 pm
Missbehave has definitely been around NY longer than Team Facelift has been around as a group. Both awful.
03.26.09 at 1:27 pm
NAh, missbehave is a bunch of white girls running around throwing out slang and trying too hard to be down. its corny and i dont like that they co-opted facelift
03.26.09 at 1:39 pm
Street Carnage is big bro to Missbehave. Gavin was our editor-at-large. I’m not “urban” nor do I throw out “slang.” You stupit. And PS I’m ALWAYS down, duh.
03.26.09 at 1:56 pm
the only reason i do this corn white hipster rap is to learn the real enemy, fucking jews!!! jew! the hate you nerds have only exposes the juden in you!!! this is not a band its a full blown anti semetic torture chamber. hop on board. there isnt much time left to repent for your sins
03.26.09 at 2:26 pm
dumb
03.26.09 at 2:28 pm
…and then people cross the line from humerous complaining into tin foil hat ranting
there is a reason this person is hired to blog and you’re not, people.
03.26.09 at 2:41 pm
these guys are floating on the illustrious deam. They are smarter and sneakier than hitler.
03.26.09 at 2:50 pm
Misbehave is a little corny, I WANT to like it. I love Arfin and Sinead. But the rest of the writing and style is just not as good as it should be.
03.26.09 at 4:15 pm
You “want to like it”, huh? I’d suggest killing yourself and doing us all a favor
03.26.09 at 4:22 pm
I saw them perform at Dominick Dunne’s most recent cocktail party.
03.26.09 at 4:29 pm
$7,000 a month in PR fees.
03.26.09 at 7:04 pm
I’m really hungover and just ate a meat pie with sauce. Last day at work, hurray can’t wait.
03.26.09 at 7:07 pm
hahahahaha NYC man, so awesome… hey team facelift, STAY THERE, YOU ARE FABULOUS!!!!
03.26.09 at 7:26 pm
Fro dude IS seth rogen
03.26.09 at 9:17 pm
I want to give Catt Sadler an Oscar night to remember.
03.27.09 at 7:18 am
She sounds so convincing when she says “They’re the bomb, yo.”
Play that part a few times and don’t get a boner, I dare you.
03.27.09 at 9:22 am
omg Lesley miss behave sucks so bad -why are down with them? Samantha is a tool-a-rama who want to be down – so bad. Get away from them before you start dressing like a 13 year and pretend to write graffiti too.
03.27.09 at 11:13 am
fuck Missbehave.
03.27.09 at 2:31 pm
Ha Ha Holocaust
03.27.09 at 3:16 pm
Yawwwn.
Again.
Next.
03.28.09 at 8:51 am
Even less funny than Will Ferrell and the Apatow troupe combined.
03.28.09 at 1:26 pm
How dare you diss the Apatow troupe!!
03.28.09 at 2:18 pm
I’m prejudiced against ugly, whiny, unfunny little shits who feel the need to show us their yukky little dicks.
03.28.09 at 4:24 pm
isnt missbehave a magazine for teen girls? if you are not a teen girl, maybe you shouldnt be reading it or insulting it. if you are agrown man insulting a teen girl magazine, there’s something weird about you
03.31.09 at 11:28 am
i like unfunny whiny dicks. vanessa are you a cunt dyke who hates herself? i hope so thats my fave! id suck these lil rappers dicks off .
04.01.09 at 2:51 pm
Surprisingly well-written and informative for a free online ariltce.
10.01.11 at 2:58 pm