STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TGIF – DAVID CROSS DRINK RECIPE

Summer is basically here you guys! So, let’s start planning how we’re going to party. This David Cross special is about the most delicious drunk in town.

This entry was posted on 04.11.08 at 12:00 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

12 Comments

tobias Says:

i think i just blue myself.

04.11.08 at 12:08 am
muthafutha Says:

yous guys are fucken craazzeee !!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliance knows no bounds with the two of yous !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04.11.08 at 12:12 am
Loomis Says:

What… the… fuck? Did you have those made for the bit? What planet are those things from? I have never seen anything like that in my life. Why do they exist? Who made them? Who buys them? I’m totally confused.

04.11.08 at 10:19 am
goober Says:

Gavin and David are an even better comedy duo than Charles Barkley and Nick Nolte

04.11.08 at 10:58 am
Sally Says:

Beer works too.
You guys were like 2 old ladies with beards in that video.

04.11.08 at 12:29 pm
Crispus Attacks Says:

I want to know what the Chinese prisoner thinks when he’s cranking those out in the factory.

And what’s with not scrolling the ingredients over a still shot of those beauties? More of the ass/pussy/taint toppers, please.

04.11.08 at 1:05 pm
Haze Says:

I need a set of those glasses and tops in my life. I really believe that naked brown/dark brown skinned girls make anything taste better. I’m soaking in one now.

04.11.08 at 1:44 pm
Joe "Jingles" Glitterfuzz Says:

You know, how about showing the slightest amount of responsibility and posting a goddamn disclaimer for your totally faced audience while you flaunt your delicious concoctions. Apparently, attempting to persuade Saundra the black clerk to having a Newcastle poured into her asshole is considered inappropriate. Truly, I have no idea how managed to do it.

04.11.08 at 2:03 pm
tommy gun Says:

my dick is hard.

04.11.08 at 2:35 pm
Succubus Hunter Says:

Where did you get the cups! I need a full set of them for my next dinner party!…seriously!

04.11.08 at 4:53 pm
ewillyp Says:

mmmm, i love me some summer drink, an’ that there was some of the finest lookin’

01.05.09 at 10:09 pm
Tom Bugglins Says:

yo David is lookin’ fat

07.02.09 at 12:30 am

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