If you’re going to be shotgunning tonight please be smart enough to give yourself a big hole, like, almost as big as your mouth. You’re not there to suck the beer out of the can. You’re there to give a beer the path of least resistance. The beer can is essentially an extension of your esophagus. As you can see in this video the guy with the biggest hole wins. He did the whole beer in three seconds. Sure there was some spillage when he poured it in the bath but that was merely the beer residue that lay below the hole. A higher tilt would have fully emptied it.
If you want to talk about left over beer check out the thud we get when beardie drops his beer in the bath. It sounds like God took a shit called Stonehenge.
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Here’s a second video of our shotgun champion chugging a beer but this time it’s from the perspective of the beer (we put a waterproof camera in it).
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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At different times in my life I’ve gotten the feeling that I’ve perhaps missed out on something wonderful going on in other places. Then I see something like this and I say, “Ah. No. Things are the same all over this fat-ass country of ours.”
When did things go so homogenized?
04.04.08 at 9:49 am
If this is homogenized then call me a glass of milk. If I end up at a party like with girls doing shotguns in the bathtub I will consider this Friday “Thank God” worthy.
04.04.08 at 10:03 am
Chuggin bud lights is tantamount to drinking a glass of water.
04.04.08 at 11:51 am
Rex, where were you in college? That shit happens every Friday. And sorry, I think you guys are missing the point to shotgunning. The hole is usually so small because its made so quickly. Time is not taken ninny around with the key to your Prius making a large hole, while spilling half the beer. Who cares how long it takes to chug the beer if the entire process takes half an hour with a drill bit and a metal file so you don’t cut your lips on any sharp edges. For more information please see the movie Fubar.
04.04.08 at 11:57 am
bottle openers are great, the kind with a sharp edge for apple juice cans or whatever.
04.04.08 at 1:21 pm
i’d like to pour beers on those chicks tits and go to town on them
they’re dos or 10 meows or whatever the fuck people are rated with these days
04.04.08 at 3:55 pm
wow so flippin sweet.
not.
04.04.08 at 3:58 pm
This just makes me want to do a poo.
04.04.08 at 6:56 pm
Sally’s got it right. Why even bother with a light beer? Get some Crest Super and really put some hair on your boobs.
04.05.08 at 2:18 pm
light beer? grey balls? leave this to the canucks you hosers
04.05.08 at 5:28 pm
What a lame party with lame people.
04.05.08 at 6:33 pm