If you can tell us what this is a recreation of, we will give you so many blowjobs your heart rate will slow to almost nothing. That is to say, we will make you The Honorary Winner of the Street Carnage “What is This?” Contest. Perks include: fame, an interview about how great you are, a photo of you blinged, etc. Just enter by using the comments section and leave your real email if you want to collect.

Oh yeah, and 14 other things…

1. The contest is open to the general public but employees of Street Carnage, its contest sponsor, advertising and promotional agencies and their respective affiliates and associates and such employees’ immediate family members and persons with whom such employees are domiciled (inhale) are excluded from this contest.

2. Nice try but the prize is not redeemable in cash and must be accepted as awarded.

3. Decisions of the contest judges are final – no substitutions will be available. This has been stamped and deemed “no erasies” by the board.

4. By claiming the prize, the winner authorizes the use, without additional compensation of his or her name and/or likeness and/or voice/photograph and municipality of residence for promotion and/or advertising purposes in any manner and in any medium (including without limitation, radio broadcasts, handheld TVs, cars, newspapers and other publications and in television or film releases, slides, videotape, PowerPoints, hand puppets, distribution over the internet and picture date storage) which Street Carnage may deem appropriate.

5. In accepting the prize, the winner, and any guest(s), acknowledges that Street Carnage Inc. may not be held liable for any loss, damages or injury associated with accepting or using this prize(s) including having your fucking face blown off.

6. The person(s) whose name(s) is drawn as being the winner(s) of the specific prize will be required to answer a skill-testing question before the prize is awarded to them. The question may range in difficulty from “what is 2 + 2” to “What is the surface area of 3x + y(cubed) spun about the Z axis.”

7. Detailed contest rules applicable to this contest, including contest entry dates, how to enter, and prize value, number and any restrictions applicable to these prizes are available upon request from the government.

8. Winners and any guests at the age of majority must sign a release form as prepared and accepted by Street Carnage acknowledging their acceptance and understanding of the complete contest rules unless they do not hand in their application in person, in which case, fuck it.

9. Street Carnage retains the rights, in its absolute and sole discretion, to make substitutions of equivalent kind or approximate value in the event of the unavailability of any prize or component of the prize for any reason whatsoever including acts of God or Iraq.

10. This contest is subject to all universe, world, continent, national, federal, provincial, state, and municipal laws.

11. Street Carnage reserves the right to withdraw or terminate this contest at any time without prior notice if contestants are too good at guessing.

12. Approximate value of prizes vary in size and shape.

13. If prize involves a concert destination and accommodation, concert destination is at the discretion of all major corporations in America and abroad, and is subject to ticket availability.

14.  Contest open to you only.

15.  One entry per person.

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