As someone who hears baby people as clearly as magic kids see dead people, I know when an infant is in trouble. I can also tell when parents have no fucking clue what they’re doing. Here is the first three parts of a groundbreaking new parenting series that is going to revolutionalize the way we hear the unheard.

-GAVIN MCINNES

  1. HOW TO UNRACIST A RACIST BABY
  2. DEAR STREET CARNAGE READER
  3. RACIST BABY
  4. BEFORE YOU GET A BABY GET SOME PROPER LIGHTING
  5. GAVIN McINNES IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE - THE DVD

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33 Comments
  1. BG Says:

    AMAZING performance by Duncan


  2. fighting women is easy and fun Says:

    fucking awesome.


  3. lb Says:

    it’s “capillaries” gavin


  4. Chunk Says:

    hilarious.


  5. inter-nuts Says:

    FUNNY AS SHIT…TV show please?


  6. Barak O' Taco Says:

    This was funny. Gavin, you are funny. Canada is the same. Please call home soon.


  7. Sir Fagsalot Says:

    Pretty funny, but you look like a carp.


  8. Treetop Says:

    This shit with babies is never funny.


  9. Deadbeatmanchief Says:

    Aaahhahah!


  10. just a cunt hair away Says:

    zzzzzzzzz- next time put it on your parenting site.


  11. JuCÍFEUR Says:

    C’est pas mal…


  12. Anonymous Says:

    anybody who can make a baby video interesting is a-okay. sweetnik.


  13. Al Anon` Says:

    2 Thumbs up


  14. Anonymous Says:

    Street Carnage sticker on the fridge in part 2


  15. wyatt Says:

    you’re chin was missing from this performance. I blame the AMI.


  16. Dork Says:

    I agree that Duncan’s performance was stellar; he knew just when to quit crying. So, did you pinch him to make him cry?


  17. lol@u Says:

    Don’t forget, if they’re crying nonstop you need to shake them until they stop.


  18. Peter Madsen Says:

    Not gonna lie that was friggin’ hilarious.


  19. mr. man Says:

    Even if I don’t end up shitting, I’ll still wipe before I put my underwear back on


  20. Clayton. Says:

    Sometimes I just know when I don;t need to wipe. And Christ, he really does need that beard.


  21. mmm Says:

    I wish you were my dad Mr. Gavin, sir.


  22. a4awesome Says:

    Go Duncan! Will you show him these later on in his life? Hahahaha.


  23. dizzle dan dizzle Says:

    Baby laugh at the end sealed it–funny. Maybe something a little less 1-2-3 next time? Was kinda waiting for this to go more off the rails of the premise, where the third bit has destroyed the original idea and moved on to something surprising, but despite the one-joke two-joke three-joke shtick, still funny.


  24. Big H Says:

    Hahaha, great stuff!


  25. noelle Says:

    says check it “oot” at the beginning was pretty cute. nice frenching what the heck was that?


  26. Geraldo Says:

    Just lock your baby in a dark closet when it cries.

    And leave it there for a while to teach it a lesson.


  27. brooklynchimp Says:

    Good fuckin shit!


  28. butterballs Says:

    3 thumbs up! I enjoy COMEDY.


  29. Audrey JAPburn Says:

    Can you teach baby-whispering classes to baby-sitters like me and my fellow JAP homegirls? I think it’d look real good on my resume and all those West Village parents would eat that shit up.


  30. honky killer Says:

    Can’t view the 1st video it shuts off after 12 seconds. No bufferring. My girlfriend says its the site I told her to suck it, it’s her computers problem. Whats the point in watching video 2 and 3??!!! Piss. A black kid just got out of a minivan.


  31. tus papa Says:

    the first video was hilarious!


  32. dwayne stain Says:

    i want to punch red sweater boy
    crispin glover’s gay brother


  33. hearty magazine | WEEKLY ROUND-UP Says:

    [...] There is another Baby Whisperer in town. [Street Carnage] [...]


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