In response to American Apparel’s “Search for the Best Bottom in the World”, wonder-blog The Boobs has started its own contest called “You’ve Got Great Bulge”. The Boobs co-founder Glossyloca describes the genesis of competition thusly:
“I figured, if [American Apparel] can showcase for men (and women) some hot ass, why can’t we give the girls (and guys) what they want? I will start a contest that lets the guys show off what they’re working with and allow our awesome readers to be the judges.”
In an effort to bring both exhibitionistic endeavors together, here are ten submissions from both contests:
“SEARCH FOR THE BEST BOTTOM IN THE WORLD”
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“YOU’VE GOT GREAT BULGE” CONTEST
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Now get to voting, or just drooling.
(Hat tip: Cary)
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Ass No. 8! I would wear that ass like a Japanese commuter wearing a gas mask…
02.17.10 at 10:52 am
Really all the asses right there in front of my face look scrumptious, but 9 is ready and positioned for some burrowing.
I could do without the sidepipe shots. Some remind me of the morningwood in my undies as I stumble to the toilet to pee.
02.17.10 at 11:01 am
ass number two coulda beat obama
02.17.10 at 12:29 pm
I’m noticing a distinct lack of nig-nogs in these pics.
02.17.10 at 1:33 pm
Beautiful, beautiful bottoms… but the fact that it’s an American Apparel thing just reminds me that AA is tricking stupid, young girls into being soft-core porn models for free on the daily.
02.17.10 at 1:37 pm
big ups to The Boobs for finally turning the tables on us guys and objectifying the hell out of us. well deserved. i hope this becomes a regular thing.
02.17.10 at 2:42 pm
Ass #2. Damn
02.17.10 at 2:44 pm
DO YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE OR SOMETHING? THIS IS THE MOST CRACKER-FRIENDLY BLOG ON THE PLANET……SERIOUSLY DO A POST ABOUT SUN RA, PUBLIC ENEMY, fucking STEVE URKEL!! SOMEBODY BLACK!
02.17.10 at 3:00 pm
#10 + #9 = nom nom nom nom mouth cunt.
02.17.10 at 3:01 pm
#6
02.17.10 at 3:23 pm
#2
02.17.10 at 3:37 pm
#2 for the asses. It’s kinda evil.
02.17.10 at 3:58 pm
Christ. I mean, I hate the not-so-subtle explotation and I hate American Apparel’s business model in general, but, CHRIST. The fact that number 7s ass doesn’t have my face buried in it makes me INCREDIBLY upset. I dated a girl with a behind like that and I jerk off to it’s memory every damn day.
EVERY DAMN DAY
02.17.10 at 5:03 pm
#5.
02.17.10 at 5:07 pm
#2 although it looks kinda like a camera angle trick, so i default to #6 but that looks like one of those muscle asses ( yuck!) so then back to # 2.
02.17.10 at 5:27 pm
also semi hard-ons aren’t really aesthetically appealing. they’re always pointing every which way.
02.17.10 at 5:29 pm
# 5
02.17.10 at 8:57 pm
I want to get laid now. C o o l.
#6
02.17.10 at 10:15 pm
Ass #5 Bulge #1
02.17.10 at 11:16 pm
bringin it all together.
02.17.10 at 11:58 pm
ass # 1 or 3 ……. bulge # 1
02.18.10 at 12:53 am
ass #2 and #4
bulge #1 and #10
02.18.10 at 1:41 am
so into bulges
02.18.10 at 3:03 am
#2. That’s got pop.
02.18.10 at 5:55 am
Whose representing the black community? They’d dominate both contests.
02.18.10 at 7:05 am
FUCK ARV AND HIS TERRIBLE POSTS, RIGHT?!?!
02.18.10 at 2:57 pm
because of work i can only check into this site now and then whilst sitting in a northern england pub…and arv, i say, thank you. a thousand blessings upon your small brown head. for the bottoms.
02.18.10 at 6:05 pm
Number 7, number 7 is my inspiration!
02.18.10 at 7:12 pm
Where are the enormous 62″ asses? Gimme somethin’ to chew on.
02.18.10 at 10:30 pm
#8 for the ladies so soooooo unbelievable, glad there is NO tattoos on any of them…and I choose number #2 and #5 for the dudes
02.19.10 at 11:09 am