STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » THE COLEMAN FILES: PART 2

The Colemans have love and that is all they need. SO LEAVE THEM ALONE! GARY AND HIS WIFE SHANNON PRICE JUST NEED SOME TIME! Sorry, just need some time. Look only fools rush in and that includes to marriage. Especially if you are already married. They are two crazy kids chasing a fucking dream so let them work it out, with the police.

OKAY!

I HATE all of this negative press generated by jealous women controlling the media! You know who you are! HE IS MARRIED!

This entry was posted on 02.15.08 at 9:48 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

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mr.wilson Says:

It isn’t just the woman-run media after him. It’s the police commisioner and mayors wives and their mistresses pushing them to break up this holy union. Can’t you women, and handfull of men, just obey Gary’s Nell Carter plea of “Gimme a break”.

02.16.08 at 1:37 am
D. Hasselhoff Says:

Do you think when Gary’s in bed with his “wife” at night, you know doing a crossword puzzle as she watches Lipstick Jungle, he’ll turn to her and say (looking over his reading glasses) “Do you feel like getting romantic tonight?” Because that is guaranteed to make any woman relatively moist in her romantic parts.

02.16.08 at 12:15 pm

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