Ed Westwick from Gossip Girl is in a punk band that not only doesn’t suck, they’re kind of fucking awesome. They’re not signed yet and don’t even have an album name. They don’t even really play anywhere. Only downside is that they look like a hair band. Guys with flashy moustaches, teased hair, or headbands look like chicks to me. Less is more. You too, us.

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30 Comments
  1. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    The Libertines Lite


  2. allo there Says:

    drippy nailed it.

    inoffensive and not bad, but familiar.


  3. its catchy! Says:

    Kind of Americana. Love it.


  4. David Alan Queer Says:

    Bit of a paunch for such a skinny lad.


  5. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    You deceitful whore, they sound like a Gap commercial.


  6. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    I’m just kidding! Dish out the Gossip Girl posts! Just thinking about next season gives me the wiggles!


  7. Choochy Mcphereson Says:

    Cap’n Glitterfuzz should replace this chick and that other annoying chick as posters.


  8. Dude Says:

    Jesus, what the fuck is this site now, Jezebel? You guys are a bunch of fucking faggots. Fire this Jewish cunt, what the fuck does she know about “punk”?


  9. joan Says:

    Choochy Mcphereson is Cap’n Glitterfuzz


  10. c'mon Says:

    at first I read guy from ‘The Gossip’, then I saw that I was wrong; it is about some guy from a teeny bopper tv show. ha! the list of their influences is pretty funny.


  11. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Joan should replace this chick and that other annoying chick as posters.


  12. Slapt Says:

    actually…they suck. last time i sucked pete doherty’s dick, it was 2005.


  13. actually... Says:

    they’re pretty good. i saw them live at Santo’s Party House and you’d never know that kid was on Gossip Girl.


  14. Vane$$a Says:

    From their myspace:

    “They played Indiesexual at Catch 12th April 07 and brought with them all the qualities needed for an electric performance. ”

    Indiesexual?


  15. yikes Says:

    but its not their fault that some cheese dick twee called them that. i mean, who the fuck still describes performances or bands as “electric” anymore? reeks of elderly rocker lit. what is indiesexual though, for real? what is it?


  16. yikes Says:

    oh maybe that was the name of the event they were playing. they played at Indiesexual. gross.


  17. ??? Says:

    LIAR!!!!!


  18. ???DUde Says:

    Oh I get it now, this is some stupid little 17 year old slut whose mommy and daddy send her to Dalton or some other prep school so she thinks Gossip Girl is “hip”

    http://www.myspace.com/teenangster


  19. jelly legs produced Says:

    suck hi ho suck hi ho. this is the 3rd wave of this kind of brit band this century. by the time they get “signed” (OH BOY!) it’ll be the 4th wave. woopie.


  20. mipmip Says:

    if its not chuck bass i dont want to know about it. it was bad enough chuck bass turned out to be an awful cockney moron. and now this ridiculous band! these awful bands pop up in london all the time, in horrid places like camden which is the worst place ever. and they have an average age of 14. grow up chuck bass I think you have reached the age where meddling wth tape hiss and guitar pedals and odd loops is the way to express your self

    xoxo


  21. gimme a break Says:

    if that guy from gossip girl wasn’t in this band you’d all like them or at least say they’re decent. they definitely don’t SUCK. fuck off you bullies. I dont even like gossip girl but the band is good so fuck it. no homo.


  22. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    I disagree, gimme a break. I happen to watch gossip girl and I still think this the Filthy Youth is just Libertinejizz.


  23. Evvy Says:

    this is the greatest acting since Joaquin Phoenix – every nuance


  24. not Vane$$a Says:

    Just listened to it, sounds like complete shit…..if the Libertines knew how to play their instruments but didn’t know how to write songs

    p.s. the libertines sucked too

    p.p.s. you mad?


  25. you guys are all fucking idiots Says:

    the entire POINT of this post is that OBVIOUSLY no one expects the guy from Gossip Girl to be cool, esp not Gavin and his minions. They were surprised to find that the GG guy is in a secret band that’s not signed only have a few catchy songs. They’re surprisingly NOT shitty. They’re about as pleasant as the fucking Strokes, who aren’t shit or amazing. Just pleasant. So give me a mother fucking break and when you’re done eat a dick. My dick. It tastes pleasant.


  26. oh and Vanessa... Says:

    You’re the most annoying person on the internet. I wonder what it is you actually DO other than dangle off of every single word that comes out of Gavin’s asshole. You are a professional dingleberry and a complete bummer. Even if you DO think the Libertines suck (I don’t care, either way), what do you actually DO? You can’t possibly be employed.


  27. fithers Says:

    suck


  28. Sir Guy of Gisbourne Says:

    I don’t understand why anyone would ever want to contribute to this site. It attracts nothing but malcontents.


  29. oh and Vanessa... Says:

    this band fucking sucks fuck you


  30. gossip girl + a link « MAIN VEIN Says:

    [...] just such a sick looking/acting man. the actor is also in a not-half-bad band (who also recently got props on street carnage? wtf.) anyways, here’s the link to their myspace. i must say, it isn’t too shabby at [...]


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