Everyone’s getting all YouTubey today so I decided to unleash a gem Pinky turned me on to.

So, in this 80s ad for Skippy Peanut Butter we learn a mother’s ultimate dream is to play in a rock band with her son while wearing a money symbol on her forehead. That’s the message. If you buy this for your teenage son, he will love you so much you guys will basically be rocking and your relationship will be so awesome it will have fans.

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20 Comments
  1. tweedledee Says:

    if an alien ever came to earth and asked me what the 80s was I would show them this.


  2. JUCIFER Says:

    PEANUT BUTTER ALWAYS MAKES YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.


  3. Sweat Phil Says:

    If you mean GAYEST as in GOODEST, I gotta agree.


  4. Vane$$a Says:

    my dog loves peanut butter. my dog has a sandpapery tongue.


  5. Wally's World Says:

    Skippy Peanut Butter… no with less salmonella and more DMT


  6. Wally's World Says:

    ***now


  7. Dorp Says:

    That’s not his mom, idiot. She’s gazing longingly at him from the window before the awesome music starts.


  8. head Says:

    that was so amazing. it is defintely dmt-laced pb they are advertising


  9. imyar Says:

    so nostalgic


  10. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    You’re flatlining. I’ve no reaction to this on any level, positive or negative. Could be the Xanax® though.


  11. Necrofart Says:

    This is based on a true life story, mine.


  12. Hebrew School Says:

    Play in a rock band with her son WHILE TRAVELING THROUGH SPACE. yes indeed


  13. pubert Says:

    That same thing happened to me once, only it was salvia instead of peanut butter.


  14. Books & Backpack Says:

    Skippy Diping was 80’s slang for Anal Sex. = the gay.


  15. pb Says:

    Hipsters are the new jocks.


  16. Johannes Says:

    This was my favourite commercial at the time. Brought tears to my eyes.


  17. Frank DeFalco Says:

    It’s funny you called it a gem because it reminds me of Jem and the Holograms.


  18. Taeil Says:

    Don’t be an idiot pb, hipsters aren’t the new jocks. Jocks became hipsters. Stop pretending you’re no longer relevant to whatever hipsterdom was before it became “a thing” you self hater you.


  19. Please god no Says:

    aaaaaaaaahahahahahaha


  20. http://www.salvialab.com Says:

    Amazing site! love the easy layout


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