When we first suggested putting up palm trees in New York City everyone laughed at us. “Palm trees won’t survive in New York” they scoffed. “You can’t build a 3,000 room hotel in Little Italy.” And things of this nature. Oh yeah?

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32 Comments
  1. ur doing it rong Says:

    wrong font for subway


  2. consuala' Says:

    Is that a movie set?
    Im borderline stoopid I need someone to explain this to me


  3. too long Says:

    ^^ahhhhh he’s not in new york.

    short and sweet Gavin. thanks.


  4. too long Says:

    .


  5. too short Says:

    I refuse to read a piece with so few words. Not even a paragraph – are you fags even trying anymore? Where’ s the description, subtext, development of narrative??

    Tolstoy is rolling over a vodka bottle in his grave.


  6. Dickchard Simmons Says:

    where is this?


  7. JuCIFER Says:

    Is that Vegas, Vegas sucks hard, cheap version of everything stuffed into a giant asshole in the desert.


  8. JuCIFER Says:

    Maybe it’s L.A…. Even worse.


  9. Vane$$a Says:

    !


  10. srsly Says:

    palm trees: we have the technology to build them


  11. vegan jules Says:

    I don’t know about “in your face” but “so suck my fucking dick” probably would’ve worked better here.


  12. ur doing it rong Says:

    ^^^
    Ur an asshole if u dont like vegas. Strippers gambling drugs booze slutty bachelorette party girls in for the night. In 3 day increments vegas is the greatest place in americuh. What’s not to like?


  13. Dork Says:

    I always take a piss by the Fulton Fish Market in New York, New York. It lends an extra air of authenticity.


  14. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    Are you at the WB lot shooting a guest appearance for Gossip Girl?


  15. used to work there Says:

    that’s the “new york streets” set on the fox lot in century city (l.a.). you can see the “die hard” tower when the camera pans right.


  16. getitstr8 Says:

    nakatomi plaza


  17. Carl Says:

    Is he doing business with Rupert or something?


  18. Carl Says:

    the best of so cal


  19. boo Says:

    not funny, your going to fail.


  20. monty Says:

    I sincerely don’t understand why this is supposed to be funny.


  21. Anonymous Says:

    gavin is attempting to get a television show.


  22. swing-atcha Says:

    it’s the FOX lot in Century City.


  23. idk Says:

    because it’s too cold in NYC!


  24. Delorme Says:

    This is fine, fine humour.


  25. Atheist Says:

    Monty. the problem is that you ’seriously’ don’t understand. Try ‘humorously’ not understanding and everything becomes more… humorous.

    Humor.

    It’s a bone.


  26. These are the people in your neighborhood Says:

    The extended sneer at the end would make it new york anywhere.


  27. mind of mansion Says:

    new yorks alright if your a homosexual


  28. Krazy Malazy Says:

    We have pine trees in our back garden here in London. you dont need hot weather, just mild. New york weather is mild right?


  29. Jim Goad Says:

    It must have been hard to get those pines to “take” in london’s climate.


  30. Jim Goad Says:

    ^^^ That wasn’t me.


  31. Shaggy Says:

    It wasn’t me either.


  32. lolz Says:

    hahaa gaaviiiinnn u funnie


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