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Gavin asked me to write something for this photo*. And I did. And then I got rid of it. Not out of laziness or a sense of pride but because the more I look at this photo, the more it speaks for itself. Just look at it! It’s all there; pathos, humility, tragedy, reserved optimism. This is America. Though it’s other places too. And this is right now, although this is how it’s always been.

*The photo appeared in The USA Today newspaper in the Money section accompanying an article entitled “Financial Spotlight”. God could not have come up for a more appropriate last line in the caption.

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8 Comments

findsfunnyineverything Says:

This is not funny. David Cross is not funny.

02.01.08 at 2:44 pm
cinco Says:

I have two mumbled words for you: pussy doodles.

02.01.08 at 3:10 pm
David Cross' groupe Says:

david cross is fucking funny. me and my friend drove from dallas all the way to fucking san diego and listened to both his albums like six times each and it was so awesome. yous a hata , cuz.

02.02.08 at 3:58 am
von schliemann Says:

who’s david cross?

02.02.08 at 12:35 pm
mr.wilson Says:

Are you kidding! That’s a goddamned time machine Ron’s sitting in front of. Do you really think he’s gonna tell his wife he’s going out to the garage to go back in time to increase the seminal stomach contents of Rod Stewart. I don’t think so. Put yourself in his tassel loafers. Look, there’s two wires leading to the “fountain”. One drives the water pump, and the other runs the smoke machine. That third (grounded) wire that he’s tried to hide under the glass dome goes straight to the flux capacitor or dylithium crystal, or whatever the fuck drives this thing.

02.02.08 at 10:09 pm
Paula Poundstone Says:

You should commission an oil painting of this pronto

02.03.08 at 9:49 pm
karl Says:

Bullshit.
it’s a blatant recruiting drive for Florida State University.

02.04.08 at 12:41 am
Beer For Breakfast Says:

This is a funny picture but even though Davis Cross is a funny guy I did NOT lol. For shame.

02.04.08 at 4:41 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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