STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » THE STALLIONAIRES ARE GAY, RIGHT?

My friend Rich, who’s gay, wonders if gay guys have sex with their brothers when they’re younger. (Rich doesn’t know, ’cause he only has sisters.) Judging from these photos of the Stallionaires, I think the answer is totally yes.

These guys have actually landed their own series on VH1, which starts in November. I guess this is their new look for that? I understand that maybe they’re trying to do some kind of Prince thing, but there’s just way too much leather and hair product going on here that just smacks (spanks?) of “Daddy.”

Real is all, “These thumbs belong to these guys’ butts.”

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9 Comments

georgieboi Says:

right.

09.23.08 at 3:19 pm
Janie Says:

Gangsta Glam Rap with a nod to Bel Biv DeVoe and DeBarge.
Its fucking confusing and looks like shit. I can only imagine what those thumbs smell like…

09.23.08 at 5:49 pm
Chachi and the idiots Says:

In the words of Eugene Mirman, they need to “slam the glam…. Glam, go bam!”

09.24.08 at 9:02 am
Captain Poopstick Says:

The Stallionaires were the brothers from that VH1 show ‘I Love New York’ which was a spin off of ‘Flavor of Love’

That’s the crazy ass kid “Chance” and the long haired idiot is his brother. Dudes are a bit to hungry to get famous if this is what they are resorting too.

09.24.08 at 9:10 am
Fresh Rigavich Says:

Is the guy in the middle the lead singer of The Cult?

09.24.08 at 11:58 am
Cotton Crown Says:

If prince rode a giant dick rocket to planet cock in your ass he still wouldn’t be HALF as gay as these fools.

09.24.08 at 2:20 pm
A.C. Says:

who…fucking…cares…

09.24.08 at 6:29 pm
ksdegbEVF Says:

soo I just listened to one of their songs… something about summertime, sipping drinks with pink umbrellas, and butterflies. Maybe they’re really into girls in denial.

09.25.08 at 1:45 am
You said it! Says:

OMFG! You took the words right out of my mouth. Everytime I tune in to their stupid reality show, these guys have on some gay get-up. WTF? I have NOTHING against gay guys. I love them. But, this reality show is about straight men finding women. So, why are they always looking so gay???

11.04.08 at 4:28 pm

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Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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