Oh man, there’s been so many to choose from, especially when you include all the different sports in the world! There’s baseball and football and basketball … There’s even golf. Here’s what I imagine to be the top, top, top five from all of them combined:
This isn’t the one I’m talking about but it’s all that came up under “basketball strangle.”
1. When Those Two Basketball Guys Were Strangling Each Other
I’ve seen it on shirts and shit. It looks intense. I think it was Wilt Chamberlain and a white guy everyone talks about. I bet they’re not allowed to do that kind of shit anymore. Kind of like hockey.
2. When Joe Namath Caught That Long Pass
He was considered the greatest football player of all time, right? I bet there was some amazing game (most likely a Superbowl) when he saved the day by catching a super far throw from the other end of the field and it looked impossible but he did it. Everyone was probably cheering and shit.
3. When Jeter Beat Yogi Beara
It took a long time to beat that fat ass in the black and white photos. Beara was a legend and it looked like nobody was ever going to beat him. Then A-Rod came along and recently smashed all the old world records. There was probably one particular hit that was like, the 10,000th home run or some shit and Yogi only had 9,999 and everyone went bananas like when Namath did that catch.
4. When Tampa Bay Came Out of Nowhere and Slayed New England in the Superbowl
Football is like chess and the manager of Tampa at that time was basically a better chess player than that Russian guy everyone loved. He was managing some really successful team but he came back to his hometown and beat New England, who were on a CRAZY winning streak. I know this because I worked next to a fan from each of the two teams. That night I saw a guy in a Tampa Bay Buccanneers shirt say, “I feel like a superhero in this thing.” What a great night for all sports.
5. When Tiger Woods Got a Hole in One
He had to have.
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hahaha, oh you.
10.12.09 at 10:10 am
Wow, this started out being bad, then made me smile a little, but in the end is pretty bad (in a kinda funny sort of way).
10.12.09 at 10:33 am
Hey what about that time when dougie gilmour scored that sweet goal? fucken me and the boys sure whooped it up after that one.
This top five sucks more than the time when gretzky scored against the leafs. shoulda been montreal-toronto cup final that year, eh.
10.12.09 at 10:43 am
i fucking spilled coffee all over my balls on the way to work this morning.
this was funny as hell, thanks for making me happier than i was.
10.12.09 at 10:45 am
DKNY all up in my eyeyou gotta
Prada bag with alotta stuff in it
give it to your friend let’s spin
everybody lookin’ at me
glancin’ the kid
wishin’ they was dancin’ a jig
here with this handsome kid
10.12.09 at 10:45 am
Funny! Finally!
10.12.09 at 11:04 am
go bears
10.12.09 at 11:04 am
How about when Hugh Beaumont caught that Babe ruth liner. the one that decided the whole series in like 1913. that a was a great moment
10.12.09 at 11:14 am
“I feel like a superhero in this thing.”
explains why sports fans love dressing up in pajamas
10.12.09 at 11:20 am
Stoops. Obviously sports should not be covered on this site. This lame attempt at being funny came off as very very gay.
10.12.09 at 11:26 am
What aboot when Quarterback Bret Farve quit the sport he loved for so long and joined up w/ the Quebec Nordiques (the hated rivals of the Toronto Mappleleafs) and played against his old team in an outdoor match at Wriggley field, and won in the last second by a fluke play known as the Statue of Liberty, then proposed to his now wifey on the sidelines before drinking champagne out of a large boot?
Had to be there, plus aren’t you Canadian? You should have known aboot this
10.12.09 at 12:06 pm
didn’t Jose conseco once shit his uniform in a game?
10.12.09 at 12:41 pm
ahh, hooray. something funny early in the week.
10.12.09 at 12:51 pm
this is terrible. What happened to this site? Now its profitable = now its shit?
10.12.09 at 1:05 pm
Damn, I miss the days when basketball players used to wear those tiny shorts.
10.12.09 at 1:08 pm
A+
10.12.09 at 1:09 pm
remeber when louis farrakhan knocked out the nazis big boxing champ in the very first olympics
10.12.09 at 1:17 pm
Liverpool FC
10.12.09 at 1:40 pm
bill belliCZECH is CZECH not RUSSIAN jesus do some research ps Joe Namath likes to get kissy when he’s had a few and the best basketball fight ever is obviously kermit washington/rudy t you are never going to be the new hunter s thompson of espn page 2 if you don’t do some fact checking first
10.12.09 at 3:00 pm
Let’s Go Mets.
10.12.09 at 3:13 pm
I’d take Venus over Serena.
10.12.09 at 4:06 pm
What about that pitcher for the Mets(?) from the 70s who pitched a no hitter(?) totally tripping balls on LSD. I think that that did actually happen though.
this post almost made me shit out of my dick i laughed so hard. thanks!
10.12.09 at 4:20 pm
awesome this is a good’un.
and john that was dock ellis throwing for the pittsburgh pirates. good quotes:
http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm
10.12.09 at 4:28 pm
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10.12.09 at 4:42 pm
Or what about the time that one dude boxed that other dude! But then the one dude couldn’t even box and then he was all, “ohh, i need an MRI now.”
10.12.09 at 4:50 pm
i’m with john. some pitcher in the 70’s pitched a no-hitter whilst trippin’ on the sid. that’s…alright.
10.12.09 at 5:11 pm
This sums up how I feel about sports.
10.12.09 at 6:14 pm
Ya forgot Mike Tysons entire career.
10.12.09 at 6:40 pm
Doc Ellis died last year
10.12.09 at 9:54 pm
grimey, you are a fucking moron. you missed the plot entirely. go back to doing tattoos.
10.12.09 at 10:11 pm
gavin wishes he was a jock when he is “boxing”
10.12.09 at 10:26 pm
his man boobs box each other when he walks
10.13.09 at 11:44 am
But, there was also that one time when, I think it was, Nolan Ryan…anyways, some pitcher for the Texas team passed that one guy, Honus Wagner, from the Pirates for no-hitters. I think it was also that guy who hit 3 homers in a game against the Yankees.
10.15.09 at 3:24 am