STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » THE TRUTH ABOUT CORN FLAKES

I never lie — ever, but I do occasionally fuck with people. What’s the difference between a prank and a fib you ask? A lie is a prank you never let anyone in on. You can lie your fucking ass off all day as long as you come clean within a week or so. Here’s the truth about Corn Flakes.

-GAVIN McINNES

PS. John Kellogg must be spinning in his grave.

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12 Comments

steven stevens Says:

if you were trying to prove that no one had your DVD you suceeded

01.13.10 at 10:01 am
toast Says:

that cereal needs bananas

01.13.10 at 10:34 am
Indeed Says:

George Costanza: I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.

01.13.10 at 12:06 pm
brooklynchimp Says:

The DVD’s quite good actually.

Good wrtie-up.

01.13.10 at 12:07 pm
Anonymous Says:

TEH CEREAL NEEDS NANNERS

01.13.10 at 1:10 pm
Road to Wellville Says:

Actually Gavin, I’m quite sure that Kellogg was amongst the first to discover the curative and therapeutic effects of urine. Now if you could just get into the habit of taking a daily colonic, we’d all be pleased as punch.

01.13.10 at 1:17 pm
Kaylor Says:

Is a prank still a prank when nobody bought it (or even knew about it)?

01.13.10 at 2:04 pm
Sir Fagsalot Says:

I enjoy how the linked article refers to Arv as “blog editor”, a position which, by the look of the posts on SBTVC, demands only that one keep their dick out of the power sockets at work (which is tough for Arv….get it??….ya know, cause indian guys have tiny dicks? hahahahahahahahah)

01.13.10 at 3:18 pm
pogi Says:

nice face save!

01.13.10 at 3:23 pm
dan dizzle dan Says:

If a prank falls in the woods and you could have used a hose to fake your piss and not get the bleach taste in your mouth but you didn’t, are you really the victor?

01.13.10 at 3:32 pm
Anonymous Says:

fuck you gavin

01.13.10 at 5:12 pm
Maxipad Says:

All I can think about for some reason is the next level shit, like granola, cum and strawberries.

01.15.10 at 12:00 am

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You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.

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Black people never smile in photos. Even when they’re dressed like gay crusty clowns.

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Way to remind us of that incredibly irritating woman from The Coffee Party.

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