Comments on: THE WIFEY VS. THE SLUT

By: yak-attak

yak-attak — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:40:01 +0000

@ potatoes, arv does have a nice penis. but how would you know that? :O

By: potatoes

potatoes — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:12:00 +0000

ARVIND HAS A GARGANTUAN PENIS!!! AILEEN FUCKS SO GOOD SHE’LL STEAL ALL YOU JEALOUS LITTLE CUNTS’ BOYFRIENDS!!! DON’T HATE THE MVPS BABY, HATE YOUR POOR PERFORMANCE IN THE SACK!!! ITS NO WONDER YOU’RE ANGRY, IF I NEVER FELT THE INSIDE OF WET & EXCITED VAGINA, I’D THINK THE WORLD WAS CRUEL TOO!!! I’M SORRY IF THIS LITTLE DOSE OF REALITY IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO FATHOM, BUT LETS GET SERIOUS… IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO ATTACK AILEEN FOR HER ‘LITTLE DICKS’ COMMENT, YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY PERSONALLY OFFENDED. WELL I’M SORRY YOU HAVE AN UNDERACHIEVING COCK!!! LETS NOT GET RACIST NOW JUST ECAUSE YOUR LIL PECKER GOT STUCK IN A BITCH’S CAVITY DURING ORAL SEX! I’M SURE THERES UH SOME KIND OF TECHNOLOGIC ADCANCEMENT IN THE MEDICAL WORLD THAT COULD UH, I DONT KNOW, MAKE YOUR DICK AN OUTIE RATHER THAN AN INNIE??! BUT DESPITE YOUR PHYSICAL BLUNDERS, LETS FACE IT: YOU ARE A FUCKING PATHETIC LOSER WITH AN EVEN MORE PATHETIC LIFE TO HAVE TO RUMMAGE THROUGH THE INTERNET/GOOGLE/WHATEVER JUST TO FIND A COMEBACK. THEREFORE, IF U ASK ME, U SHOULD THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS FOR EVER ENCOUNTERING A SLUT. OR BETTER YET PRAY THAT YOU DO, FOR THESE SELFLESS WOMEN HAVE ENOUGH HEART TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THAT SYMPATHY/PITY FUCK FROM WHICH YOU FINALLY LOST YOUR VIRGINITY! YOU’RE WELCOME, YOU LITTLE DICK, CORNY FUCK!!

By: Maxwel

Maxwel — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:52:01 +0000

The best sluts are ALWAYS mentally damaged. That’s why you don’t marry them. Dummy.

By: Aram

Aram — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:05:37 +0000

Great article.

Girls who are sexually active and want to enjoy life get put down – and its stupid,
Guys have just as much sex if not more, and with guys, they don’t get put down for it, they get praised. It doesn’t make sense to me.

They love to have sex with women yet they talk shit about those women who love to have sex back.

Yes, it is because those guys are jealous, stupid, or have pencil dicks.
Me personally, I don’t fall under any of those three categories.

By: Uncle Wah Wah

Uncle Wah Wah — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:59:25 +0000

I thought Three Kings Day was another name for Christmas. Waddya know, Street Boners is an incredible cultural reference source.

By: a4awesome

a4awesome — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:32:35 +0000

@ streetboning: How tall are you? Some guys are offended by the 5′9″ frame

and @ Uncle Wah Wah: hahaha, three kings day is referring to that holiday in early January but maybe I should start calling it that- sounds almost as funny as “yum yum”.

By: Uncle Wah Wah

Uncle Wah Wah — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:51:42 +0000

Jimmy hats? Three Kings Day??? Why does this article refer to “having sex”? Keep in the mode and call it “doing the deed” or “yum yum”.

By: Street Boning

Street Boning — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:31:35 +0000

Aileen,

You wanna fuck?

By: Germ

Germ — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:05:05 +0000

But I didn’t hunt through news sources to find a burn. I remembered that article from a while back and googled it: “Indian men penises too small for international condoms BBC.” It took a minute. Maybe you shouldn’t talk shit about people’s dick sizes if you don’t want people smacking back. Did you ever consider that?

By: Arv

Arv — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:49:25 +0000

@ Germ

I don’t have to hunt through news sources to find proof of your microphallus, the fact that you’re so insecure that you’ll take time out of your day to rummage through the BBC to find a burn speaks volumes.