1- BLOBFISH
This depressing hunk of shit sits on the bottom of the ocean waiting for worm excrement to fall in his shitty lap so he can kind of eat it with his disgusting skin. I’d break his bones but he doesn’t have any. Fuck this guy.
-
2- BIRDS
Nice arms faggot. Not only are birds show off snobs who think they’re better than everybody, they’re also fat tubs of shit. Look at those legs. Talk about a pig on a stick.
-
3- DOGS
Just when you thought a dog couldn’t be more retarded looking (wait, your whole fucking face is a nose?), you get a little closer and realize his drool is black. What the fuck do you eat, death?
-
4- GIRAFFES
Nice dick fuckface.
-
5- BEARS
Bears are just dogs stuck in a hairy sleeping bag. You look like someone gave you 100 yards of extra skin for your birthday. Get lost.
-
6- FISH
You know what fish have going for them? Nothing. They have no limbs, no nose. They BARELY have eyes, and their stupid mouth is stuck in a permanent old man frown. Not only are fish the ugliest animals in the world, they are also the biggest losers.
-
7- CATS
Jesus Christ, could you have more fucking hair on your face please? You look like one of those Mexican circus sideshow kids who makes a quarter a day pretending he’s a werewolf. Fill a goalie mask full of Nair and go fuck off.
-
8- ELEPHANTS
Dude, how do you know when your bag even begins? Your entire shithead of a body is made of scrotal skin. Get a life.
-
9- LIONS
Nice fucking hair. You look like the Bee Gees fell in a blow dryer. I’m glad I’m not you and “I ain’t lion.”
-
10- DEER
Hey literal bonehead, your body hates you so much it grew you a chandelier hat. Ha ha ha ha. Nice garden supplies yamulke you fucking idiot douchebag loser scumbag zero of an animal.
SIMULTANEOUSLY POSTED ON PLATFORM.
Leave a Reply
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
Bad Behavior has blocked 4039 access attempts in the last 7 days.
ghey
04.10.10 at 10:27 am
best street carnage post ever
04.10.10 at 10:30 am
i’m bored.
04.10.10 at 10:53 am
Hahahahaha… take it easy
04.10.10 at 10:58 am
I’M PRETTY SURE THAT IS AN ELK
04.10.10 at 11:15 am
more blobfish please.
04.10.10 at 11:46 am
lololololololol
04.10.10 at 12:09 pm
I concur. The blobfish is the Kilroy of the ocean.
04.10.10 at 12:32 pm
# 1 – I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
04.10.10 at 12:34 pm
lame
04.10.10 at 12:35 pm
Anyone who didn’t like this post can get lost.
04.10.10 at 12:40 pm
wow a saturday posting. This is a first
04.10.10 at 12:42 pm
it’s a lol folks!
04.10.10 at 12:48 pm
Would you rather have to do a blob fish or look like a blob fish?
04.10.10 at 1:31 pm
this shit sucks.
04.10.10 at 2:03 pm
Hahahaha fucking animals
04.10.10 at 2:26 pm
“nice purple track pants you fat bitch…”
04.10.10 at 2:40 pm
^^old school
04.10.10 at 2:49 pm
animals are so gay
04.10.10 at 3:10 pm
holy shit this post was awesome. u also singlehandedly decimated the last ten years of Fuck You Penguin’s existence.
04.10.10 at 3:46 pm
blobfish is sad
04.10.10 at 3:55 pm
Fuck butterflies and trees too.
04.10.10 at 4:06 pm
only funny one is blobfish.
04.10.10 at 4:10 pm
arv get off gavin’s computer
04.10.10 at 4:46 pm
Looks like a relaxed old Jew.
04.10.10 at 5:54 pm
that was awesome o
04.10.10 at 6:14 pm
Classic return to form. Martin Scorcese and Ellen DeGeneres, take note.
04.10.10 at 6:15 pm
http://www.fupenguin.com/
04.10.10 at 7:01 pm
that’s the best one ever fizzlebottom
04.10.10 at 7:06 pm
Yeah, this is exactly like “Fuck You, Penguin” the website.
04.10.10 at 9:07 pm
I think “nice purple track pants you fat bitch” was about a decade before fuckyoupenguin so suffice to say, mcgunnes invented this shit
04.10.10 at 9:24 pm
+10 internet tokens for Gavin.
04.10.10 at 9:52 pm
i love u gavin
04.10.10 at 10:03 pm
p.s. the name gavin is pretty gay
04.10.10 at 10:03 pm
Funniest post in a while.
Give er.
04.10.10 at 10:22 pm
I thought of the “purple track pants” DON’T as soon as I read this as well. It’s like someone told Gavin that it was hilarious for the billionth time and he decided to roll with an encore. I love it, this post was funny.
04.10.10 at 10:35 pm
fucking awesome.
04.10.10 at 11:40 pm
hahahahaha telling an elephant to get a life!
04.11.10 at 4:03 am
This is brilliant. I’ve wanted to tell these animals off for years. This article makes me wanna skin baby seals.
04.11.10 at 4:13 am
FUCKINGBESTEVER!
04.11.10 at 4:34 am
Its probably because I’m high as shit right now but I could literally not stop laughing at this for ten whole minutes.
04.11.10 at 4:39 am
this made my morning. thank you.
04.11.10 at 9:22 am
this made me laugh more than anything ive read in a while! so random yet so funny. thanks
04.11.10 at 10:13 am
this was actually very good. must’ve been high when written.
04.11.10 at 11:14 am
“Hey, stupid bitch cunt whore! You don’t give blowjobs with your ear. It’s supposed to go in your mouth! Can she be more wasted, please? What a DON’T!”
04.11.10 at 11:27 am
hahahahahaha. this was great. more hatred, please!
04.11.10 at 4:47 pm
What about cows? If there ever was an animal in need of insults being thrown at it a cow is it. All they do is eat shit then eventually end up between two buns.
Go become a baseball glove stupid cows.
04.11.10 at 10:16 pm
W O W. everyone here is a fucking retard. Can’t believe no one got that you jacked this from the NY daily news. and are in a sense making fun of that and everyone here? Maybe?
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/pets/galleries/the_worlds_ugliest_animals_/the_worlds_ugliest_animals_.html
Doesn’t anyone google anymore?
04.11.10 at 11:14 pm
Being an animal must be hell. Way to laugh, me.
04.12.10 at 12:25 am
haha nice arms faggot haha
04.12.10 at 8:52 am
That’s no blobfish. That’s what happened when someone lmfao’ed.
04.12.10 at 9:01 am
is that blobfish sitting on a bath towel
04.12.10 at 9:15 am
I’m gonna put a blobfish in your bed.
04.12.10 at 10:05 am
It’s like cum dripping out of the corner of Blobfish’s mouth. I can’t get enough of Blobfish. Would like an all-blobfish article.
04.12.10 at 12:18 pm
slow news day aye…
04.12.10 at 12:19 pm
Best post!!!!!
04.12.10 at 12:57 pm
I did indeed laugh… but then again I am slightly retarded.
04.12.10 at 1:46 pm
This is why i keep coming back to this site. That fish looks like a jew who lost his antihistamines. Oh guad.
04.12.10 at 2:12 pm
the first one is now what the lady who got her face torn off by a monkey looks like. OH THE HUMANITY!
04.12.10 at 3:11 pm
Why you gonna dis fish? You aint from the Pac NW go kill your self bitch. This is a curtail party of Native American culture. What the fuck do yo know about being a pescitarian…and yes I had to check on Urban Dictionary to see if that was even a real word.
04.13.10 at 6:34 am
snakes suck
04.13.10 at 6:44 pm
Here, Gavin. Have some more cocaine.
04.14.10 at 7:34 pm
[...] only thing that gets more hits than weird animal lists is sexy lady lists so here goes: I got this from a site called Manofest and it’s basically a pile [...]
04.16.10 at 12:44 pm
sososo gut. i’m all teary eyed. woah i dont even recall the last time i laughed so much
04.16.10 at 3:31 pm
This made me like life a lot more.
04.17.10 at 6:18 pm
best post on any website in a loong time.
04.19.10 at 9:59 am
i larfed
04.21.10 at 4:58 am