I was all Adderalled up and surfing the information superhighway like a trucker on speed when I came across a nigga from Shaolin named J-Formz. Apparently, he’s a little blue none of his 5 mixtapes have led to any record deals because his profile pic clearly states, “J-Formz is sad.”
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
Bad Behavior has blocked 4406 access attempts in the last 7 days.
Wiggers are like grisly car crashes. Horrific but you cant turn away.
03.27.09 at 9:02 am
your offerings are like the dead birds left by the proud and hopeful cat at its master’s doorstep. write instead like the dog left home alone that tears the rooms apart.
03.27.09 at 9:16 am
i gotta send him this link.
03.27.09 at 9:31 am
i think we all know you meant BEST myspace pic evah, because he obvi doesn’t care what his peers think of this pic… he goes against the grain, big ups and mad respekt
03.27.09 at 9:40 am
also.. how could you miss his friend rodger… apparently he’s sad too, and he’s totes buff
http://www.myspace.com/rodger720
03.27.09 at 9:46 am
this is only because he’s white. thing is, white or black myspace is full of the corniest mutherfuckers in the WORLD
case in point:
http://www.myspace.com/mokeed
try harder nigga
03.27.09 at 10:15 am
ugh that shit is gross. adderall. you stay up all night and then wake us up with i am all adderalled up. this is foul. why are you wasting our time with this heap of middle shit.
where is the class on this website? jeez, i am pissed off now. if it were not for paul mccartney and wings i would be fully grossed out by you, donna saliva.
please act like a lady. i beg of you. i love red hook.
03.27.09 at 10:24 am
Gots to luv how nigga mispelled Rakim in his “Influences”…bitch nigga
03.27.09 at 10:49 am
Rap culture is the new Dungeons & Dragons for white guys.
I’m a level 9 sorcerer = I’m the next Emineminem.
03.27.09 at 11:35 am
That cracker sad because he from Stat’en Island
03.27.09 at 1:49 pm
i’m in
a gang
of oooooooooonnnnneeeee
03.27.09 at 2:38 pm
Gotta love these Stomp the Yard lookin’ motherfuckers. It makes my jaws hurt from smiling.
03.27.09 at 2:57 pm
how depressing is new york hiphop right now eh?
03.27.09 at 3:45 pm
“I like Tupac, Eminem, Joe Buddens, Cormega, Young Buck, Big Pun, Game, Wu Tang, Canibus, Big L, Dirtbagz, DMX, Memph Bleek, Paul Caine, The Lox, Papoose, Nas, Biggie, Jay Z, Onyx, Fab, Provoke, TI, LLoyd Banks, Shyne, AC, Lupe Fiasco, Gangstarr, Rahkim . .”
WHO DO PEOPLE WRITE THESE FOR?!?!
03.27.09 at 5:09 pm
Hip-hop is the new 80’s hair metal. It’s become such a white trash thing over the past 15 years.
03.27.09 at 9:44 pm
Why are all wiggers so cotdamn fizzugly?
03.28.09 at 1:09 pm
aw sad panda
03.28.09 at 3:00 pm
down south bar-b-que ribs fly out a nigga mouth.
we some gangstaz in the Bay boy pimps not playboys.
hyphy! make a baby mama smack her baby daddy. hyphy!
shorty don’ chop me. shorty don’ skrew me. yeah. yeah yeah.
my kenneth cole leather boots stay so polished.
i keep money, trick even though i didn’t go to college.
…yeah new york hip hop sucks. diddy and all those bad boy/bling fags sold you scuds out ten years ago. ha ha!
03.28.09 at 4:24 pm
click the pink(what about this guy)?
03.28.09 at 4:38 pm
Ok, that last one was pretty shitty but I’ll make up for it with this one http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=251816853
03.28.09 at 5:35 pm
for Deliva this was actually pretty funny
03.29.09 at 3:38 pm
is it true Vanessa’s brother is a retarded acid genius who fingerpaints with his shit? Fa Fa FA FA FA FART
03.29.09 at 3:39 pm
He’s not mentally disabled. He’s schizophrenic. Don’t you think that streetcarnage should improve their diversity hiring and give him a column with free rein over content? It would be a phenomenally humanitarian gesture.
03.29.09 at 4:55 pm
Sweetie, they’re already done that. It’s called blognigger and I don’t think anybody particularly wants to see a second psychotic meltdown if he’s asked to share with another melted candle mind.
03.29.09 at 5:13 pm