A steady diet of the word of God might make for a healthy lifestyle choice in these belt tightening economic times but unlike this dynamic duo, when God calls me home, I am gonna be expecting endless breakfasts of maple syrup, grits, sausages, Captain Crunch, gravy, eggs, pork chops, sugar & rice, beef steaks, country ham, strawberry jam, and biscuits ad nauseam. Jesus died for his own dietary sins not mine.
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shes a little flat.
03.12.09 at 9:51 am
yeah she’s hell fat
03.12.09 at 10:00 am
he seems really into it but she looks like she is going to pass out from “no more breakfast”
03.12.09 at 10:12 am
this is pure gold, pure gold.
03.12.09 at 10:43 am
When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he’s being surrounded by
waffles, waffles, waffles
coming in in all directions
white shining frosted flakes with their nose in flames,
03.12.09 at 10:47 am
OK so they’re telling me that breakfast is not the most important meal of the day in heaven? Well what if you’re in Hell? Please follow up Bonerheads.
03.12.09 at 11:57 am
Haha! I saw this last week and died 100 times. What’s her angle anyhow?
03.12.09 at 1:05 pm
360 degree angle
03.12.09 at 1:15 pm
Jesus was a vegan. That’s why they gatted his ass.
03.12.09 at 2:32 pm
BECKLES, throw in some Coleman!
03.12.09 at 9:01 pm
what about Stockbaurian bratwrust wrapped in those tender Batter Blaster pancakes at the Street Carnage SXSW party?
03.13.09 at 7:30 pm
I find the irony of “DARWIN” on the bass drum enthralling.
03.14.09 at 12:49 pm