A steady diet of the word of God might make for a healthy lifestyle choice in these belt tightening economic times but unlike this dynamic duo, when God calls me home, I am gonna be expecting endless breakfasts of maple syrup, grits, sausages, Captain Crunch, gravy, eggs, pork chops, sugar & rice, beef steaks, country ham, strawberry jam, and biscuits ad nauseam. Jesus died for his own dietary sins not mine.

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12 Comments
  1. ashley Says:

    shes a little flat.


  2. ashley Says:

    yeah she’s hell fat


  3. word Says:

    he seems really into it but she looks like she is going to pass out from “no more breakfast”


  4. fruit Says:

    this is pure gold, pure gold.


  5. Patti S Says:

    When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he’s being surrounded by
    waffles, waffles, waffles
    coming in in all directions
    white shining frosted flakes with their nose in flames,


  6. jimmy dean Says:

    OK so they’re telling me that breakfast is not the most important meal of the day in heaven? Well what if you’re in Hell? Please follow up Bonerheads.


  7. Veevers Says:

    Haha! I saw this last week and died 100 times. What’s her angle anyhow?


  8. srsly Says:

    360 degree angle


  9. vegan jules Says:

    Jesus was a vegan. That’s why they gatted his ass.


  10. pat Says:

    BECKLES, throw in some Coleman!


  11. chris brashear Says:

    what about Stockbaurian bratwrust wrapped in those tender Batter Blaster pancakes at the Street Carnage SXSW party?


  12. Howie999 Says:

    I find the irony of “DARWIN” on the bass drum enthralling.


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