Every now and then a piece of performance art will come along that knocks the critics on their asses. This has 120,920 hits in less than a month because it is simply the highest quality social commentary out there.
What talent. What prowess. What a great example of the kind of feedback you get when you give a microphone a blow job.

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16 Comments
  1. homeless Says:

    This is why i keep reading material within arms reach of my bed.


  2. Fockyierself Says:

    What a pretentious cunt, and what a bunch of pretentious morons watching her.

    BUT, MAN SHE CAN DEEP-THROAT THAT THING.


  3. felicia Says:

    Really?

    I can suck dick too but I’m not going to broadcast my talents to everyone on a microphone. trashy.


  4. dell Says:

    what a douchhhe


  5. Atheist Says:

    Lucky she’s wearing ear-defenders.

    It sure would be off-putting to hear all the people watching nodding their heads and scratching their chins.


  6. tommy gun Says:

    gotta admit – seems like she’s got some head game. no ball licking though – kids these days, no discipline and attention to detail.


  7. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    I’ve seen better performance art down on Slauson.


  8. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles r something Says:

    Oh Lord, this makes my head spin. My girlfriend and I went to the New Museum recently and briefly watched some girl writhing around on the floor in another example of performance art. She was just sort of doing what I do in my bed for the first fifteen minutes of every day. I can only imagine the hell that would be a conversation with her.

    Nevertheless, I’m still turned on by this.


  9. derka derka Says:

    combined with her blow job 2 video, this bitch gets an overall 7.5 kittens.


  10. marcy Says:

    this shit sux


  11. powpow Says:

    wow, that’s even worse than chloe sevigny’s blow job in that boring movie! whenever I’ve gotten a BJ of this caliber I drift in and out of sleep…. and if I’m drunk I say inconsiderate things about “maybe you should stop” or “lets microwave one of those pizzas” learn how to suck a dick bitch!


  12. It's Friday Says:

    this is really uncomfortable. i feel like i’m watching that chick suck off the robot from short circuit.


  13. Beef Says:

    What’d that slunt drink before sucking off a microphone in front of a bunch of suckers?


  14. Ugly Says:

    Sennheiser didn’t have that in mind when the designed their mics. I’m sure they would have made it into a ten inch beer can cock had they known…. “There you go love, deep throat that.”


  15. aesk47 Says:

    at least the guy in the back is smiling… i’d get the fuck outta that place!


  16. frenchy Says:

    aaahahaha…”let’s microwave one of those pizzas”. exactly.


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