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THIS JUST IN: TWITTER HAS CRASHED! – UPDATE: OK IT’S BACK UP!

In a freak occurrence that shocked the nation, Twitter crashed this evening leaving millions of Americans unable to make rude quips to each other about those less fortunate. Nobody knows the cause of the crash as of yet but many skeptics are speculating. We’ll keep you posted on every breaking piece of news. Stay here folks!
UPDATE: Whatever amazing piece of news happened has died down and people are now able to get back on Twitter to talk about it in a very one-sided way.

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6 Comments

Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

Now I’ll never get my settlement.

06.25.09 at 7:00 pm
Vane$$a's Tears Says:

Can’t believe Jacko upstaged Farrah. I wonder if they’re walking through the pearly gates hand in hand, talking about making little Obama angels. Strange forces at work in the universe today.

06.25.09 at 7:18 pm
qwwwwwww Says:

Don’t be fooled. MJ pulled a Tupac on us and Biggie is planning a party for him right now.

06.25.09 at 7:42 pm
Sal Says:

Everyone in the world’s 6 billion people likes at least one Michael Jackson song.

06.25.09 at 8:41 pm
french guy Says:

this thread : what happens when you post unrelevant shit.

06.26.09 at 12:16 pm
french guy 2. Says:

good thing you have a brother your posts are boring and shit.

06.26.09 at 1:20 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.