In 1980s Texas, being a punk mostly meant playing in front of 25 people and trying to keep from getting the shit kicked out of you. Instead of changing ways, some of us continue to tempt the fates with our harebrained schemes. The stageFARM, led by my old hardcore buddy Alex Kilgore, is the perfect example, and proof that arming yourself with punk rock thieving and drug copping experiences can one day translate into almost viable art.

Tonight’s 4th ANNUAL $hakedown will get you 4 bands, all you can drink beer and Gibby Haynes DJing for $20* bucks. If that aint Texas, I’ll kiss your ass. So support the scene past, present, and future.

*$10 w/o beer”

4THE ANNUAL $HAKEDOWN
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 9 PM
with live performances by:
Less the Band
LPFunk
CLAW
The Bambi Killers
and DJ:
Gibby Haynes
$20 for all you can drink beer / $10 without
The Parkside Lounge
317 East Houston St. (between Attorney St. and Ave. B)
Manhattan, NY

-TRACE CRUTCHFIELD

  1. TONIGHT: DAVID CROSS ON DAILY SHOW
  2. PUNK MONDAYS: THINGS THAT ARE PUNK
  3. NYC: “EVERY DAY WAS OVERCAST” EXHIBIT TONIGHT
  4. STREET CARNAGE INVITES YOU TO COME TO THE LEGION TONIGHT. FOR GARY’S SAKE AS WELL AS OTHER REASONS
  5. NYC: FREE CEREBRAL BALLZY SHOW TONIGHT

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19 Comments
  1. tim yohanon Says:

    Gibby has lost a lot of weight.


  2. textbooker Says:

    Punk was always about theater even when the Ramones turned it into Sha-Na-Na. The Bambi Killers are actually pretty sick chicks.


  3. ?????? Says:

    gay.


  4. Wet Whitey White Says:

    RIP Biscuit. There’s a bit too much Rollins these days. Where the hell is Gary. Somebody said he wasn’t even invited to the Dicks reunion shows.


  5. Spot Says:

    Gary Floyd of the Dicks, Henry Rollins & Biscuit of the Big Boys. No place but Texas. No see Gibby


  6. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Holy Shit, The Bambi Killers had to be created specifically for performing at The Box and nowhere else, right? Hot chicks can get away with so much more bullshit than guys…


  7. snowboard with tits Says:

    this is offend to me, and the jews fuck!


  8. brooklynchimp Says:

    A somewhat higher-end pseudo whatever-look.


  9. Lordy Says:

    Shut the fuck up and go have a beer you newly transplanted ny scenesters just go get a cheap fucking drink, listen to some good music and shut the fuck up…. Lordy you kids are fucking annoying


  10. Anonymous Says:

    Really niggers? You still can’t get off punks dick? Isn’t it about time to let your childhood go? Or at least find new toys to play with when the old ones are broken beyond repair?


  11. fighting women is easy and fun Says:

    Lordy: Suck my dick.


  12. wow Says:

    wow all of these bands are terrible, except for claw who seem to be ok


  13. trace Says:

    The very day that photo was taken in Austin some frat boy called me fag at a 7-11 for have a shaved head. So you calling this gay makes me nostalgic in way for the days when at least music mattered. Today? What awesome band are you going to see in NYC tonight? Haha. Can’t we can agree that going to an event, rammed with wannabe starlets, in order to flaunt your musical IQ should me left to the obsessives at Pitchfork or BrooklynVegan? This here is about partying.

    Make noise not music kiddies. Support or Death!


  14. Lips Says:

    Coldies on parade!


  15. charles de gaul Says:

    this just in: trace will fuck your fat wife in the ass. thats how gay tonight is going to be. sounds like a rager wish I could be there


  16. ZIppy Says:

    I gave up on punk when Johnny Thunders died. :(


  17. Ring$ Says:

    Holy shit this is like a double fisted air pound flying ham sandwich, back that shit up and lick a hand stamp to get in….. ah the good ol’ days (liver quiver)


  18. Barron Says:

    Nostalgia hurts. Fuck all you posers !


  19. Ring$ Says:

    loooook at my dick


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