Ninjasonik and his tight pants

A war is breaking out in the pants region of hip-hop and its two most vocal combatants, Thug Slaughter Force and Ninjasonik, have a few things to say about it.

For Ninjasonik, this may be signaling the end of an era that was only too short-lived: a retrospective look back to the 1980s, as seen through rap coloured shutter shades. The influence of Kanye West’s sartorial malarkey seems to be a starting point for the re-emergence, and noted torch-bearers including the Cool Kids, Kid Sister, Lupe Fiasco, and the aforementioned Ninjasonik, are picking up the slack and tightening the waist sizes of their jeans, much to the chagrin of Thug Slaughter Force or TSF.

A cursory look back into the annals of hip-hop fashion reveals that plus sized is a must, so Thug Slaughter Force, aka The Hammer Crew, vehemently opposed to such clothing decisions as: tight sweaters, small t-shirts, and most notably, well-fitted dungarees, are stepping up and speaking out about it. . The backlash has begun, and it’s got a great hook and a neato synthesizer. This attack is seen by some as a possible rebuttal to Ninjasonik’s underground tune from last fall, Tight Pants, a song which best exemplifies the major tenet of this style, embracing the neon clothing, multi pattern prints, and most importantly, Tight Pants. The jury is out on whether an agreement or a peace accord can be made swiftly, but the lines are definitely being drawn. Here’s hoping both parties can stop sliming, calm off and let this beef be quashed for good.

This attack is seen by some as a possible rebuttal to Ninjasonik’s underground tune from last fall, Tight Pants, a song which best exemplifies the major tenet of this style, embracing the neon clothing, multi pattern prints, and most importantly, Tight Pants. The jury is out on whether an agreement or a peace accord can be made swiftly, but the lines are definitely being drawn.

UPDATE:

And as though all of this weren’t enough, there are now rumours circulating that a new fashion is developing, whereby pants are both tight AND baggy at the same time. When photographic documentation is provided, you’ll read about it here.

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13 Comments
  1. Red Says:

    This “hispter” thing everyone talks about is the first time blacks have jumped on a white bandwagon. The tables are turned!


  2. gavinmask Says:

    Y’all forgot about Japcity.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH1bLO2oCVQ


  3. a lady Says:

    foot long chin braids are alright, though!


  4. Bertram Settlemires Says:

    TIGHT CLOTHES R 4 WOMAN


  5. LOL Says:

    jamacians wore tight pants before white people. LOL


  6. yawn Says:

    both tight and Baggy at the same time! Dear God When how and thank you for such worthwile trend forecasting!


  7. Horriblus Says:

    I’m moving on to mid sized jeans. This already happened.


  8. panda force Says:

    tight & baggy = bell bottoms


  9. le roi Says:

    baggy then tight=alladin


  10. t-train Says:

    ALADDIN PANTZ!!!!!!


  11. Beef Says:

    Well, it’s obvious who has won this “battle.”


  12. pashto Says:

    i’m in korea and tight and baggy is main. HUGE bright 80s coloured tees and tight pants with white air force ones or reebok aerobics shoes. it’s unisex too. more of the girls have a kind of garage rocker bob, but some of the fellas rock that too.

    - scene report from the world’s most boring country


  13. Gangstalicious Says:

    I refuse to take fashion advice from someone who braided all of the hair on his head into the most fucked up atrocity known to man.
    Tub Laughter Farce is shit. Not to be confused with “tH@ $h1zniT!”.


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