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I really couldn’t give a fuck about socialites, celebrities and the like but take Lydia Hearst being shot by Terry in the bare minimum of amazing new styles and what we are left with is an incredible editorial in the new issue of Self Service Magazine . This also further drives home how amazing thigh high boots are, especially when worn with nothing else.

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25 Comments
  1. bored shitless Says:

    See, this is what we have to look forward to in an SC with no blognigger.
    Fuckin stupid pictures of vintage hipster cockshit.
    good work Gavin


  2. cockshit Says:

    cockshit is my new favorite word


  3. nerdkiller Says:

    I like the last dress. I feel like I shouldn’t say what it makes me wanna do. But it makes me wanna do something.


  4. nagging granny Says:

    Jen’s posts are the most boring and jezebellish…fact


  5. Atheist Says:

    Well.

    I’m glad I saw those images. They made my day a little better.


  6. buck Says:

    just … you know… yum yum.


  7. Uselysses Says:

    that bear is amped as fuck


  8. ew Says:

    HER NIPPLE ARE STARING AT ME!!!! UBIQUITOUS NIPPLE GAZE!!!


  9. miss appalachian Says:

    i like emma hearst.


  10. A Perv Says:

    I’m pretty sure those aren’t thigh high boots but stockings worn with the same shoes as in the bottom picture…


  11. Anastasia Says:

    Yeah, self-righteous political rants by the edgily-named blognigger are so much better than photos of supermodels in bondage shot by Terry Richardson. What?


  12. helen keller Says:

    Anastasia go do heroin and some pushups you dumb intern cunt


  13. Emily H. Says:

    I like the political rants AND the naked photos.


  14. dookie Says:

    Anastasia, need I remind you that you were told REPEATEDLY to stop promoting your awful blog.

    Now, you know the rules: Tits or GTFO.


  15. PussyDrinker Says:

    what does it take to get a body like that?


  16. Anastasia Says:

    Oops, sorry, I came from gawker and never read blognigger except for that one political masterpiece. Somehow I still felt fit to judge! Dad was right – It turns out I’m a dumb cunt afterall, tee hee.

    Jump for cock!


  17. Jen Says:

    In response to A Perv: Those are actually Jil Sander thigh high boots. I didn’t post the rest of the editorial that stated that in the credits but I’m sick in the head and would have recognized them from a mile away anyway.


  18. un-M-ploide Says:

    how does one get to the point in one’s career where one is getting paid to photograph some rich bitch with no clothes on? hmmmm?


  19. booty clap dick trigger Says:

    wait……….i’m pretty sure im bored.


  20. rjb Says:

    These photos make me nostalgic for when the wealthy had class and were our social betters.


  21. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    In response to PussyDrinker: What it takes to get a body like that? The answer is obvious, regardless of what all your shlubby girlfriends tell you. First, get yourself some self control. Next, utilize this new ability to stop power-feeding your face with a bunch of crap. Finally, stop being cheap and lazy and purchase a gym pass (You’ll only need to go for about an hour a day, 3 or 4 days a week). It’s not that fucking hard. Oh yeah, when you are eating, I woud go with smaller portions.

    I doubt you will achieve this. Middler.


  22. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » PHOTOGRAPHY IS FOR JERKOFFS Says:

    [...] StreetCarnage reader Anastasia writes: Yeah, self-righteous political rants by the edgily-named blognigger are so much better than [...]


  23. ashley Says:

    somebody kidnap this bitch NOW


  24. miss universe Says:

    I guess I just don’t really get art that seems to employ kitschy juxtapositions alongside something shocking and aesthetically pleasing. It’s kind of a plateau and I don’t understand what it’s for or the point of creating it. I can’t really justify those pictures in any way, they strike me as completely and utterly meaningless. I mean, she’s pretty and maybe it’s advertising the clothing but why is she clutching that Indian statue?–what on earth does that mean?


  25. hearsts are awesome Says:

    dude look @ the history of hearst sex kittens

    does anyone have a link for lydia’s french playboy picks? i’m sure they weren’t shot in a boring, played out “snapshot” style.


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