If you love Japanese girls, horror movies and unintentional laugh riots, but haven’t figured out how to enjoy all three simultaneously, go to the IFC tonight. After a sold out screening at the New York Asian Film Festival, they’ve added another showing of the classic ’70s Japanese horror flick House. It starts at 11:55 so you have plenty of time to get high and get over there.

On second thought: don’t get high. You might piss yourself laughing.

Actually, get high.

  1. NYC: ED’S BIRTHDAY AT CHIEF BODEGA TONIGHT
  2. NXNE TONIGHT. TORONTO. EL MACOMBO. 9 PM. TV CARNAGE.
  3. ANDREW WK TV TONIGHT!
  4. NYC: FREE PHOENIX SHOW AT THE SOHO APPLE STORE TONIGHT
  5. TONIGHT: OUT OF OUR MINDS AT BAM

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17 Comments
  1. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Will there be subtitles? I don’t have any Japanese friends that speak Japanese.


  2. guy Says:

    I don’t see it scheduled on IFC. WTF.


  3. guy Says:

    oh it’s not cable.


  4. anti-lamez Says:

    HAHAAHAHAhaha yeeaaahhh!!!!! woooo!!


  5. anti-lamez Says:

    yeeaaahhh!!!!! woooo!!


  6. What Says:

    HAUSU


  7. tommy gun Says:

    fuck that. go to Fat Baby – see VoodooFe album release party w/ ninjasonik and them – then go to Santos for Cubic Zirconia album release party. you can dork out to these movies via netlix some other time, ya’ll.


  8. Cheese Bottoms Says:

    Saw it last year. This shit is old news.


  9. mr.meat Says:

    I have been wanting to see this for a while.
    Then again, I remember wanting to see “What Is It?” for a while and I stood in line at Film Archives before the doors opened..Well when they opened a guy with a clipboard yelled to everybody that they were sold out! How could this be?
    This was before I had a computer and I realized they had already sold all their tickets on line. So fuck. That’s not right.
    But Might is Right over chumps like me.

    So now that I have a computer, screw waiting in line fore tickets that don’t exist. I can go to the IFC site and buy my seat for $13.50, then take a $2.25 one hour train ride to see this fantasical surreal overload of a trippin movie from 1977 , which most likely will have me thinking afterwards, “Well, that was something” . Then I will take another $2.25 train ride back home around 1am when theres probably some fucked up service schedule where I will be sitting in a leaky station forever. I’ll be lucky to get to sleep before 4am…naw forget the ride home. I have to be at work tomarrow at 6, so I’ll wander around the beautiful city of Manhattan for a few hours and get a $2 coffee instead. Maybe I could knock on a friendly neighbor’s door and be given a soft bed to sleep on in their guest room. All is not lost.

    Then again I did just get more than enough pizza and a 6pack of King Cobra for 14bucks and all the free porn I want on my futuristic computer, so maybe I’ll stay in. I mean my rent just went up for Christ’s sake! And this pizza is suppose to make it through my 4th of the july weekend.
    Aww fuck it! You only live once! You gotta have stories to tell the children.

    HOUSE, here comes mr.meat tonight! Watchout!


  10. rjb Says:

    Looks awesome. Competition for Close Encounters of the Spooky Kind as a comedy/horror/wtf?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neTcTIppejM


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  13. Smurks Says:

    Your website can’t read Japanese comments??

    YANKS.


  14. Arv Says:

    Who the fuck leaves comments in Japanese on a site that’s in English when they can actually write in English? Oh, that’s right: turds with a major Asian fetish who feel like “showing off.”


  15. cephalod Says:

    “unintentional”? it’s supposed to be funny


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