Sometimes in life there is no greeting card to explain one of life’s unintended mishaps. And frankly why should there be? Yeah Trace, I borrowed a camera and yes I had a problem getting a tape out but does that mean I have to let you “down” using a tactic that will humiliate the both of us? Some sort of face to face, rambling explanation of what exactly happened and when? No! I have more respect for you than that as well as for myself. So, man to man, over the internet, on a blog I can tell you this , something happened to your camera. I may be at fault. I mean, I was the only one there…
Regardless, I hope you will take this explanation to heart and let camera-gones be camera-gones.
There I feel better.
Happy world? At least I was a man and had the balls to deal with this in front of all of you anonymous humans. Don’t judge me lest ye be judged. Plus it’s the nineties… and other reasons. Plus, this is fixable if you spend, like, $30 in Chinatown…
P.S. Trace can I borrow another camera?

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This entry was posted on 04.10.09 at 2:38 pm by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
5 Comments
  1. bg Says:

    Hi8? That shit is endangered for chrissakes. You’re fucking monster!


  2. HOMO Says:

    he’s gunna sick holden on you, yr screwed!


  3. rock tits Says:

    Just buy him a new one. You guys make millions on this website anyway.I recommend the Canon Vixia line.


  4. duc Says:

    ^^don’t bring nerds into this


  5. trace Says:

    Hey Beckles,

    I found some blank tapes for the Hi8 camera. So enough with the joking already and bring it back from Los Angeles


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